Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast

Episode 58. Two crap games and a very special announcement! Cascadia Cup, do we have a realistic shot and does it matter? Dumpster fire in the front office and on the pitch! Don't forget abot that special announcement! Relevant Links: Oregonian on the toxic work environment at Peregrine Sports: https://bit.ly/3zYvrlh Valeri quote to the Athletic: https://bit.ly/3QMlQom Bill the assassin: https://bit.ly/3A87iZG Cover art patch: https://bit.ly/3AHpkDI Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist) - spoti.fi/3ndcaqN Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play Link to this Episode: https://bit.ly/3Tcj3aj

What’s coming up in this episode? • Old Man Yells at Clouds • Special Message from Morrisonic • Minnesota, Nashville, **AND** FC Dallas Review • Table standings update, thoughts and feels… • Transfer Window Updates • Reader Mail and Feedback • Former Timbers update. • Toronto and Sporting KC Predictions Episode "art" courtesy of Rocky Martin Closing Song - Yes Sir, I Can Boogie by Baccara - https://youtu.be/32wDFCM7iSI Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist) - spoti.fi/3ndcaqN Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play Link to this Episode: https://bit.ly/3QEgkUZ

What’s coming up in this episode? • Beer Review for Mark Prinzmetal • Vancouver and San Jose Review • Transfer Window Updates • Reader Mail and Feedback • Minnesota and Nashville predictions Radio Free PVSP - spoti.fi/3ndcaqN PDXFC - pdxfc.com Black Heats Union - https://bit.ly3iWmMrr Outro Music - The Dingess, “Spray Paint (We Won’t Carry Over)” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZdZp5c10VI Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Reddit: PortlandVanity Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play Link to this Episode: https://bit.ly/3JKKOlO

Nashville and spoiling Seattles's party. In-depth ignoring of the All Star match, plus insightful lack of transfer window signings and fantastic (ding) reader questions. Fish Gutted. Relevant Links: Seattle Times Sports Page - https://bit.ly/3av4vRz Cover pic: Jennifer Buchanan / The Seattle Times - https://bit.ly/3AH7T6t Sponge Bob Champions League Pants - https://bit.ly/3PgDSys We didn't talk about this one in the episode but it's a great one for fans of the Office - https://bit.ly/3uGmtr6 The Uncle Sam Billboard on I-5 halfway to Seattle - https://bit.ly/2Nk1yp4 Someone's list of greatest Welsh bands. - https://bit.ly/3nVGzcZ Jonathan's favorite Spurs player chants: Sissoko over Bale - https://youtu.be/UG6sCoeaiS0 I love Eric Dier - https://youtu.be/6pruVm6Vo14 Victor Wanyama and spaghetti - https://bit.ly/3PlSUCZ Danny Rose on googling transfer players - https://bit.ly/3O0sYf9 Outro Music - Argy Bargy by Cock Sparrer - cocksparrer.co.uk Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist) - spoti.fi/3ndcaqN Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play Link to this Episode: https://bit.ly/3P3ii0w

Match Reviews - Colorado and Houston, Extreme!©®™ sports at Providence Park, LAFC signs BIG players, the usual stuff... Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Outro Music - So Long by The Donots featuring Frank Turner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CrDt3SBruM Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist) - spoti.fi/3ndcaqN Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play Link for this episode: https://bit.ly/3NCoMlK

Timbers vs LA Galaxy and the blockbuster Apple deal. Black Hearts Union Prideraiser - https://bit.ly/3OeDlwN Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Outro Music - Beware Beware by the Slink Moss Explosion - slinkmossexplosion.com Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist) - spoti.fi/3ndcaqN Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play Link for this episode: https://bit.ly/3QFSCbN

Listener confrontations, beer reviews, 7-2 blowouts, dumpster fires, coaches possibly moving to Italy, owners being named the worst in sports, and Equal Pay - One Nation, One Team. Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Outro Music - 107 by Less Than Jake - https://lessthanjake.com Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist) - spoti.fi/3ndcaqN Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play Link for this episode: https://bit.ly/3lIw2AL

Here at PVSP we promote regularity, and it's not because our team regularly disappoints us lately. In this episode we gloss over 2 league games (Colorado and Red Bull) as well as the Open Cup loss against LAFC. We also cover lots of other things you aren't going to get on a podcast that has actual insight and knowledge. Plus, you're all invited to Greg's birthday party! Happy Birthday by Altered Images - https://youtu.be/6t1vaF50Ks0 Fight and Win Guy - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KQJwuIxtCU Maple Leaf Rag - https://youtu.be/eUgcDZ_328Y Closing Song Can We Start Again by Bane- https://youtu.be/82HeCTf2hDY This Episode - https://bit.ly/3wculBO Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist) - spoti.fi/3ndcaqN Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Reddit: PortlandVanity Facebook - facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

Soccer City Accountability Now (SCAN) interview! Jonathan and Randy get in a fistfight about Neizgoda. Houston and RSL recaps. Seattle in CCL finals vs. Pumas.... Who are we rooting for? Peace for Ukraine match t Providence Park. US Open Cup draw. Soccer City Accountability Now - SCAN TV Interview - https://bit.ly/3vS10uY Twitter - twitter.com/SCANPTFC Facebook - bit.ly/3vwOW3D New Segment - https://youtu.be/tJ-LivK4-78 PTFC for Peace team draw - https://bit.ly/3rPAalZ Blanco’s time playing in Ukraine - https://bit.ly/3LcmWYo Outro Music - Linoleum by Shai Hulud youtu.be/Ob-gxvHi83o Radio Free PVSP - spoti.fi/3ndcaqN Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Reddit: PortlandVanity Facebook - facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

Greg went to Canada Madison Shanley announcement - https://bit.ly/36onTgT Radio Free PVSP - spoti.fi/3ndcaqN PDXFC - pdxfc.com Black Heats Union - https://bit.ly3iWmMrr Outro Music - Love and a Molotov Cocktail - the Flys https://youtu.be/dcl_vavnZQ4 Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Reddit: PortlandVanity Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

We're 5 games in, what's the status? How's that independent investigation going and what about those protests? PDX FC is back, so get involved with Black Hearts Union. There's a thing called the World Cup and the USMNT sorta qualified. Relevant Links: Anatomically correct soccer cometary with Chris Wittyngham and Grant Wahl (starts at 3 mins) - https://apple.co/3LCDfO2 US Open Cup Portland Timbers U23 (featuring 6'3" Futty Danso) vs. Contra Costa FC - https://youtu.be/Fp2Eus_ryko The Nutmeg News is a legitimate soccer news outlet - https://bit.ly/36Lvt5m Soccer Made In Portland pod is back from 2019 hiatus! - https://shows.acast.com/soccermadeinportland PDX FC - https://www.pdxfc.com Black Hearts Union - https://bit.ly/3iWmMrr Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelley PVSP theme written and performed by Greg Donnelly Closing Song: Struck a Nerve by Bad Religion - https://youtu.be/vY-EXZkXWYA Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Radio Free PVSP - spoti.fi/3ndcaqN Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

Show Notes: 1. Congrats to Kah on the new gig 2. Reviewing some feedback from the last episode 3. Overview of the new roster 4. First home match review 5. We talk about the new kit 6. GENERAL BANTER Closing Song - I Don’t Wanna Hear It by Minor Threat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3MWf_Hv-5I Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Reddit: PortlandVanity Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Featured tracks playlist - Radio Free PVSP - https://spoti.fi/3uKmwkN Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

Hey, did you hear the Timbers officially transferred Diego Valeri to Lanus? Well this episode is not about that. This episode is about the ESPN article about friction between the supporters and the Front office, and Merritt Paulson's conniption about the Timbers Army board. Relevant Links: ESPN Article - https://es.pn/3nJ6Yv1 Merritt's open letter - https://bit.ly/3Ak9Q6P Merritt on "truth and facts" - https://bit.ly/3FPnnnL Timbers Army Response - https://bit.ly/3qTayVc NWSLPA demands - https://bit.ly/3rHOegO 107ist demands - https://107ist.org/Blog/11143293 Independent Supporters Council demands - https://bit.ly/3H0yDz9 Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelley PVSP theme written and performed by Greg Donnelly Closing Song: Bones by the Beakers - https://youtu.be/rNDd00NwQx4 Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Radio Free PVSP - https://spoti.fi/3ndcaqN Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

We're killing it in the off season! Or maybe we're just dead. Hot Links: Brentford Bringing Moneyball to the Premier League - https://youtu.be/R_nzV8n_PvM Radio Free PVSP, our Spotify PVSP tracks playlist - https://spoti.fi/3ndcaqN Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Outro Song: "B.O.M.B.S." by Dollar Signs - https://youtu.be/jU8p3RZENvI Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Radio Free PVSP - https://spoti.fi/3ndcaqN Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

WHOPPING MEGA EPISODE in which the gang cries while holding hands in a circle and talking about our feelings. We're going to win the league? More like "We WERE going to win the league." Opening Tracks: Your national anthem by Portugal the Man with the TA on vocals. Is That All There Is? - Peggy Lee PVSP theme by Greg Donnely Produced & Engineered by Randy Kilwag Closing Tracks: I know its over by The Smiths - https://youtu.be/M6o1SEj02t0 Disappointed by P.I.L. - https://youtu.be/b6Bv887-JlM One Foot Before The Other by Frank Turner - https://youtu.be/HUErIEKrKUg Hollow Inside by The Buzzcocks - https://youtu.be/hyDNJ80EuAk Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

WE'RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE! That's all you need to know. Outro Music - Britney Spears - Oops!...I Did It Again (we know....) Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

We all talk about how Josh is the best member of the pod. __________________________________________________________ Closing Song: Plain Sailing Weather · Frank Turner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPkg9iEjoVc Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

We talk about the first round of games in the playoffs and how we dismantled Minnesota. Outro Music - Hüsker Dü - New Day Rising https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hRCwByLb-E Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

PLAYOFFS ARE HERE! Maybe we talk about it, Maybe we think #GWOUT needs to happen NOW. Outro Music - True Believers - The Bouncing Souls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP2cOXCTroA Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

3 miserable matches and the bicycle kick goal heard round the world... #GWout protest stumbles, and the end of (another) golden age. Outro Music - Bicycle Race by Queen - https://www.queenonline.com Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

Our international break is over. The gang discusses the Inter Miami Match, predictions for the rest of the season, Peregrine Sports handling of Gavin Wilkinson and the NWSL fiasco, Josh and Randy becoming best friends, and lastly, why you should NOT buy a car from Bob Lanphere's Beaverton Honda. Closing tracks: Prince Buster - "One Step Beyond" - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Buster Madness - "One Step Beyond" (cover version) - https://www.madness.co.uk Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

Episode 37: A 6-1 blowout over RSL, a gritty win over LAFC, and a day of reckoning for the NWSL and the Thorns front office. Guilty until proven Guilty. #BAIRDOUT #GWOUT Resign now GAVIN WILKINSON. Relevant Links: Outro Music: California Uber Alles - The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy - https://bit.ly/2Wx3UHU The Athletic article on Paul Riley: https://bit.ly/3itY6Xo Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly (WHO CARES) Feedback: Email - [email protected] Voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play Oh yeah! If you're reading this go tell @jakebland44 on twitter that West Brom sucks.

We're on a roll! (The Timbers, not our podcast.) The gang stumbles through the last tow games of our unbeaten in 5 streak. Shinyashiki, Abubakar. Say it with us, it's fun! Jonathan's health issues move from his backside to his front side, as he goes the extra mile to review US vs. UK health systems for the fans. What fans? We're not sure. We also argue about why the month long Leagues Cup between MLS and Liga MX is a bad idea, no matter what Jonathan thinks. Outro Music: The Menzingers "I Don't Wanna Be An Asshole Anymore" - https://themenzingers.com Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

Episode 34 (s2e9)- Sweet Butts and Big Trucks! The gang gets a last minute guest. The mighty @OhHiMcG schools us on his knowledge of the beautiful game. And we talk about other stuff too. Relevant Links: Outro Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlcGxjtcr3s Pete & Bas - Plugged In w/Fumez Black Hearts Union twitter.com/BHUpdx Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - [email protected] Voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play Oh yeah! If you're reading this go tell @jakebland44 on twitter that West Brom sucks.

Episode 33 (Season 2 Episode 8) The gang talks about how much it sucks for Jebo to leave to SJ. Also, they talk about other useless stuff. Relevant Links: Outro Music: God Bless the Child by Mother (not available on our Spotify playlist) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-jfsPpsq7c Black Hearts Union twitter.com/BHUpdx Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - [email protected] Voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

Episode 32 (Season 2 Episode 7) The gang talks about how we can get back on track with this season. Then they make fun of England for their EURO's final fail and talk about how great PDXFC is and how much actual work goes into starting a supporters group. Relevant Links: Outro Music: "I've Waited Ages - Colin Newman - A-Z https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-eH45_Xq9Q Black Hearts Union https://twitter.com/BHUpdx Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - [email protected] Voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

Episode 31 (Season 2 Episode 6) in which we reminisce about victories 2 weeks past, a missed hat trick opportunity, our left-diving right-wing temporary keeper, an abysmal defeat to the Union, and oh yeah... the horror of that tackle on Andy Polo.... Good news is, we have three weeks to get our act together. Relavent Links: Outro Music: "Lights Out" by Mindless Self Indulgence. - http://mindlessselfindulgence.com Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - [email protected] Voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

The gang talks about how good the Timbers are at soccer. We didn't lose 3 games in a row, we just didn't win 3 games in a row. They also mention our growing list of injured players and how there are a bunch of trolls being mean to our new starting 19 yr old keeper Hunter Sulte. Relevant Links: https://www.facebook.com/groups/BlackHeartsUnion Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Closing Song: Suicide Machines - I don't want to hear it - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YyvmK5-Cuw Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Instagram - https://instagram.com/portlandvanity/ Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

Something something season opener, blah blah home opener, and CONCACAF!!!!!!!!!!!! You guys heard about this team called Club America? They've got fans. Lot's of them. They've got smoke. They've got flares. They've got quarter sticks. They've got an away goal. INTRO: PVSP theme by Gregg Donnelly OUTRO: Want by Jawbreaker - https://youtu.be/IvInTQhWkeQ

CCL IS HERE! THE ONLY LEAGUE THAT MATTERS! CONCACAF BABY! Relevant Links: https://www.concacaf.com/champions-league/ Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Closing Song: The Wait by Killing Joke - https://youtu.be/f42MLoLbnnQ Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

PREDICTIONS EPISODE - We predict that this episode is too long... but you'll enjoy it anyway. First we formally introduce Jeff Sutton who will be our eyes and ears at the 107ist board meetings. Then we get down to our predictions for 2021. These predictions are based on our vast, encyclopedic and in no way sophomoric knowledge of the sport and Timbers history, not to mention a lifetime, if not several minutes of thoughtful analysis. PVSP- Your Portland Timbers podcast INTR0: PVSP theme by Greg Donnelly OUTRO: Eightball by the impossibles

Yeah we know it's actually the 2nd episode we've published this year, but we're still calling it Season 2, Episode 1 because its the first time we're talking about the new Timbers roster moves, upcoming CCL, potential fans in the stands with Covid, and why you should sacrifice a loved one so Jonathan can be served doughnut at Providence Park. Outro Music: Transgender Dysphoria Blues by Against Me! - https://youtu.be/D_5JQLUyuJ0 Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - [email protected] Voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

CCL MADNESS!!!! LIGA MX MERGER! Surely some of this has something to do with Portland. We care. We truly do. Closing Tracks: Los Angles is Burning by Bad Religion: http://badreligion.com/ Mexican Radio by Wall of Voodoo: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_Radio Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - [email protected] Voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

The title says it all. MLS CUP recap, including a perspective from a Columbus supporter who was there when they lost in 2015. Viewer mail and test driving a new segment. We're not going to weekly episodes, we just wanted to strike while the schadenfreude was hot! Closing Track: My City Was Gone by the Pretenders - thepretenders.com Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - [email protected] Voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

MLS Playoffs, MLS Cup predictions, and hey, have you heard that the Timbers Army has a new logo? WARNING - AUDIO ISSUES :( Outro Music - Mid 20's Skateboard by Pkew Pkew Pkew - https://youtu.be/7kecW5p0b5I Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

PVSP talks skateboarding, racism, and punk rock... oh yeah, and some soccer too. Playoff predictions, injuries, etc. Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Episode photo of Duane Peters courtesy of Earth Patrol Media - https://bit.ly/3pxmjyc Closing track: 110% - The Hanson Brothers: https://youtu.be/1_ifg7eNJ_I

PVSAP interviews Co-Founder & Head Coach of PDX FC, Luke Babson. Relevant Links: https://www.pdxfc.com/ https://www.facebook.com/pdxfootballclub/ https://wefunder.com/pdxfc - Own part of a rapidly growing American soccer team Closing track: Gimme some Money - Spinal Tap: https://youtu.be/7FUiQ6GHrlc

Outro Music - Should I Stay or Should I go? by The Clash - https://youtu.be/BN1WwnEDWAM Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

We watched the Covid Cup match in Kilwag's back yard and got loaded again FTW! We promise it might not happen again. Special Guests: Randy's long suffering wife and Randy's long suffering neighbor. Relavent Links: The Athletic: How Steve Clark centered himself and emerged anew https://bit.ly/3kUX2f2 Outro Music - Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill - https://bikinikill.com Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

INTRO - PVSP theme by Greg Donnely OUTRO - Agent Orange - Everything Turns Gray - https://youtu.be/aZAxW4fpBAQ Wait, you guys are still doing this? Back to back interviews with Kah and Futty really took it out of us... Well, that and BLM, Covid 19.... We couldn't even be bothered to edit it ourselves so we asked our friend Greg Donnelly to edit it. He's they guy that has written and performed out jingles. A talented guy, he is. So talented that we are uploading the finished project without even listening to it. MLS IS BACK, BABY!!!!!!

The other legendary half of the Great Wall of Gambia and current head coach of Pacific FC joins us to talk about his time as a professional in Norway, the Middle East, the Timbers, and the Whitecaps. Playing? Sure, but what about the coaching... Did Carl Robinson deserve to be fired? What about that cluster-you-know-what at FC Cincinnati? Who deserves a statue outside of Providence Park? Because it’s unavoidable and we can’t pretend it doesn’t affect people of color, no matter how successful they are, racism also enters the conversation. What you can avoid, however, is aggravation in the box on a set piece, at least after Mr. Kah dishes on the game within the game. Relavent Links: Intro music - Number 10 by Giuda - https://giuda.net Sounders Rave Foundation - https://www.ravefoundation.org Kick 4 Life - https://www.kick4life.org NORGA - https://www.norga.org (Coming soon) Outro Music - Way on Down by the Fun Boy Three - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYuD4W-uEFo Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

Episode 11 in which we were somehow graced to have the great fortune of interviewing former Timber and forever Portlander, Mamadou "Futty" Danso! I know, right? We can't believe it ourselves... Happy Birthday Greg. Relavent Links: Intro music - Number 10 by Giuda - https://giuda.net Outro music - Mark Capanni - I Believe in Miracles - https://youtu.be/loF_zd6Ij0k Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

In episode 10 we talk about the soccer documentaries and dramas we've been watching in lieu of the real thing, as well as recent developments from the European leagues related to the pandemic. PVSP tackles the tough questions too, such as just how attractive is Samuel Armenteros and which T2 player do we have a crush on? Our guest on this episode is long time Timbers fan and EMT Mark Prinzmetal. We also debut 3 new jingles! Why do we have jingles? Relavent Links: Intro music - Number 10 by Giuda - https://giuda.net Jack to a King: The Swansea Story - http://www.jacktoaking.com The English Game - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_English_Game Sunderland 'Til I die - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunderland_%27Til_I_Die FIFA proposes 5 Substitutes - https://es.pn/2zKeYpx International Football Association Board - https://bit.ly/2KNSdDn PDX Clarets - https://www.facebook.com/groups/pdxclarets Outro Music - Liquidator by the Harry J Allstars - https://youtu.be/OTn01jjEFfY Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

Episode 9 features our pal from Patch Patrol, Travis Diskin. Travis joined us to talk about the massively successful raffle of Timbers and Thorns supporter-made patches that raised money for the Oregon Food Bank. And as much soccer related stuff we could muster in a world without soccer. Relavent Links: Intro music - Number 10 by Giuda - https://giuda.net Oregon Food Bank - https://www.oregonfoodbank.org Curiosities Vintage Mall - http://www.curiositiesvintage.com Don Garber on potential 2020 MLS Season options - https://es.pn/3euSskc Western States Pact - https://bit.ly/2xB97lE Top 3: Julio Cascante's must-have apps - https://bit.ly/34K4QbS Apple Pippin - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_Pippin Outro Music - The Return of Patches by Deadbolt - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadbolt_(band) Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

In this episode we talk little bit about Don Garber in denial, and player contracts. We also relive the 2015 MLS Cup victory that was recently rebroadcast. Listen to find out how you could win a free PVSP pin. Relavent Links: Intro music - Number 10 by Giuda - https://giuda.net Pregame 2015 MLS Cup reunion with Nat Borchers and Liam Ridgewell - https://bit.ly/3bU3ayu MLS Cup 2015 rebroadcast - https://bit.ly/34c9oay I Must Not Think Bad thoughts by X - https://www.xtheband.com Outro Music - Dog Food by Iggy Pop - https://iggypop.com Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

Episode 7 - In this episode we reminisce about rebroadcast of the 2011 MLS home opener, and of course talk about how Covid 19 is affecting the soccer world. We're going more or less weekly during this stressful, but boring time. Think of it as a public service, whether you want it or not. Relavent Links: Intro music - Number 10 by Giuda - https://giuda.net Patch Patrol Oregon foodbank raffle - http://patchpatrol.com/raffle J - Z Podcast with Zarek Valentin and Jeff Attinella - https://bit.ly/2WWJyWD £762m EPL payback - https://bit.ly/2WKbLQ5 2011 Timbers MLS home opener - https://bit.ly/2xrsgWG Alaska Airlines commercial with John Spencer - https://youtu.be/Zlu-AajY6Ug Oregonian on signing Perlaza - https://bit.ly/2WKHYH3 Pounding sand - Peacemaker by Naked Raygun - https://www.facebook.com/NRpunk/ Yellow card - Coach John McGuirk from Home Movies - http://www.adultswim.com/videos/home-movies Outro Music - Thick Skin by Limp Wrist - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limp_Wrist Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

Episode 6 is our end of the world Coronavirus extravaganza. Jonathan gets called to task for assorted imagined offenses, a new leader for U.S. Soccer, and a post game wrap up of the Timbers in New England... All this in under an hour. Relavent Links: Intro music - Number 10 by Giuda - https://giuda.net Patch raffle to benefit Oregon Food Bank - http://patchpatrol.com/raffle/ Outro Music - Touch Me I'm Sick by Mudhoney - http://www.mudhoneysite.com Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

Jonathan calls in from exotic places to talk about the fancy new MLS anthem, the Timbers home opener, CCL, charities, Seatgeek, coronavirus, and all kinds of fun stuff. Relavent Links: Intro music - Number 10 by Giuda - https://giuda.net MLS Anthem - https://youtu.be/Hvl5x9f3KwM Hands on Nashville - Donate to tornado relief - https://www.hon.org New Avenues for Youth - https://newavenues.org Street Soccer Usa - https://www.streetsoccerusa.org Portland Community Football Club - https://www.pcfc.co PDX Clarets - https://www.facebook.com/groups/pdxclarets Outro Music - Alexa by Adam Angst - http://adamangst.de Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

Recorded on MLK Day. If you would like to learn more about Martin Luther King: https://www.nobelprize.org/prizes/peace/1964/king/biographical/ Relavent Links: Patch Patrol - http://patchpatrol.com Intro music - Number 10 by Giuda - https://giuda.net New Thorns signings highlight reels: Sophia Smith - highlight reel - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umyE2RbOYMQ Morgan Weaver - highlight reel - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zon1EWsfKo8 Shrewsbury Town v. Liverpool FC @ Toffee Club - 9am https://www.toffeeclubpdx.com/footy-schedule Questions: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ We are available on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

This is our first episode, warts and all. We follow in the footsteps of two legendary local soccer podcasts and are quite frankly, inadvertently insulting them by entering the same arena. Does Portland need another soccer podcast? No. This is our vanity project. Hold our hands and tell us we are pretty. Relavent Links: Intro music - Number 10 by Giuda - https://giuda.net Patch Patrol - http://patchpatrol.com Shoulda Played: Introduce Yourself by Faith No More: https://youtu.be/SgAB7Gd0ENg Questions: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ We are available on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play