Goal Celebrations

Hello Friends! We are on time this week - is it because Mike has been getting influenced by watch ads on instagram? You'll never know! Today we're all about the boys, doing a recap of last week's match against DC United. We have FOUR (count 'em!) goal cellies to rate...but are they even worth rating? Then we've got some good socials sleuthing content including: Interpreting cryptic JimmyTime postsInterpreting cryptic Julio postsInterpreting locker room postesInterpreting early season ru...

We missed y'all last week, but are back with vengeance to recap the RBNY match with so many goal cellies to rate! Then, we sneak up on Moontower listener questions to give our clone and superhero opinions, and spend some time on social media standouts from the international break, including: Double Disney tripsWorst dressed slanderALL STARSDon't forget to stick around to find out the Man of Steph's Jersey! Support the show

Adam Hurrey is joined by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker on the latest Adjudication Panel. The agenda includes: Sean Dyche's multi-platform campaign against inauthentic goal celebrations, some truly wholesome commentary from the BBC's Jonathan Pearce, "the Mesut Ozil of public transportation", an 8/10 footballer's name in something, a tremendous Premier League Years-related story and the most sensual post-match interviewer of all time. Meanwhile, the panel weigh up an intriguing "ketchup bottle" metaphor for ending a goal drought, rate Joseph Fiennes' Gareth Southgate voice and speculate what the "sting" is that gets "taken out of the game". Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The pod welcomes comedian Chloe Petts for the latest edition of Mesut Haaland Dicks, as she chooses her six most niche fascinations and irritations of football. Among Chloe's selections are the precarious vocal range of solo football chanters, the rise of copycat goal celebrations, members of the public kicking balls into thing for half-time on-pitch entertainment, the indignity of the unused-sub warm-down, the lack of true toxicity in the WSL and forecasting where managerial touchline fashion trends go next. Meanwhile, the Adjudication Panel rule on Amazon Prime Video's pioneering addition to the traditional on-screen score graphic and enjoy Eddie Howe's very "football manager" birthday message to a 100-year-old. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices