Player Arrival

Ladies and gentlemen, people of all ages, he has finally arrived. The GOAT is in America! The Cooligans are back with a hilarious new episode to break down Lionel Messi's arrival on South Beach ahead of his unveiling at Inter Miami. We ask if the press conference will be more like a Latino Super Bowl halftime show and comment on some clips of Messi in the wild. The guys also give their thoughts on the USL reportedly implementing promotion/relegation within their pyramid (FINALLY!!!) and share their disappointment in the USMNT being eliminated from the Gold Cup. Alexis even unleashes a scorching hot take about Taylor Swift's song-writing that derails the show and will probably have an army of angry Swifties lining up outside of our studio. We didn't mean any harm, we promise! Exclusive content: https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans This is where we put everything we shouldn't say 😉 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week, Landon and Jeremiah discuss the frustrating draw against the San Jose Earthquakes and theorize about when Rigoni might arrive. Other topics and questions include: - What is the earliest Rigoni could get to Austin? - Should we be worried Austin FC didn't sign a defender? - Driussi at the All-Star Game - Who will play on the MLS Next Pro team? - San Jose Earthquakes recap (24:20) - Two fluke goals for San Jose - Driussi always runs at the correct speed - Who we would have subb...