Today we are joined by Drew Conner of the Chicago Fire! Drew is a midfielder/right back for the Fire. Drew is a Chicago native and came up in the Chicago Fire academy, but he was a fan of the Fire before he became a player, so we discuss what it's like playing for your childhood club! We also have a big fight about Chicago vs NY pizza. It's a saucy bloodbath! Segment 1: We all have to give Jay Heaps the bad news. Segment 2: Interview with Drew Conner of the Chicago Fire (Instagram: @DrewConner1) Segment 3: Minnesota ain't that bad, y'all! Matches: CHI v DC MTL v MIN COL v NYC ATL v NE ATL v ORL VAN v CLB COOLIGANS T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE NOW AT ONTHEVOLLEYAPPAREL.COM! USE PROMO CODE "COOLIGANS" FOR 20% OFF ON ALL GEAR!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. Sporting KC, Cracking The Code, Man Balls. SEGMENT TWO: Oliver Convertini stops by to talk about things and also about stuff. SEGMENT THREE: Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Scores, Prediction Updates, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more.

The United States might miss the World Cup in 2018 and SOME PEOPLE are suggesting that that might be a good thing. That it will teach the US Soccer Federation a lesson to make the changes necessary to become a world soccer power. Matthew Doyle is not one of those people who believes that. Matty D joins the show. Matthew returns to the show from the MLS Analyst's Den to put everyone in their place who thinks the USA should miss the World Cup in Russia. Segment 1: We have our own natural disaster. Segment 2: Interview w/ journalist Matthew Doyle @MatthewDoyle76 on Twitter (mlssoccer.com) Segment 3: Alexi Lalas goes hard in the paint. Matches: ATL v FCD DC v ORL VAN v RSL NYC v POR COOLIGANS T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE NOW AT ONTHEVOLLEYAPPAREL.COM! USE PROMO CODE "COOLIGANS" FOR 20% OFF ON ALL GEAR!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

If you think you've got theories on what's happened to Arsenal, just wait until you hear what former Vice Sports (R.I.P.) writer Aaron Gordon's been simmering about. While he melts down over the direction of his rudderless club, the two Mikes play nice and attempt to point out a few silver linings. Then it's on to a very not nice set of topics: the corruption of FIFA and the ignored possibilities for rampant doping in the sport. Also, the USMNT comes up, but as with their performance in Hondu...

Alexis is vacationing in sunny and beautiful Ireland, while Christian is in Brooklyn bringing the heat on the podcast. Alexis calls in to the show and Christian does a one on one interview with Nate Abaurrea. Nate is a journalist and broadcaster in southern California who covers USMNT and Liga MX for soccernation.com. Nate is a great journalist and he joins us to discuss the xenophobia that was ever present after the USMNT lost to Costa Rica. Segment 1: Gotta stay fly even if you're in Ireland Segment 2: Interview with Nate Abaurrea @nateabaurrea @soccer_nation Matches: NE v ORL FCD v RBNY LA v COL MTL v CHI COOLIGANS T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE NOW AT ONTHEVOLLEYAPPAREL.COM! USE PROMO CODE "COOLIGANS" FOR 20% OFF ON ALL GEAR! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. FC Dallas, and Man Balls of The Week SEGMENT TWO: Wahlter the Ruccoon stop by the show to talk about things and also about stuff. SEGMENT THREE: Heading live on Periscope to read your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction scores, Prediction updates, Crewzers versus Bye Week FC, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more

Live from Orlando, Rog talks with English-born striker Dom Dwyer about taking a chance on junior college in the U.S., his trade from Sporting KC to Orlando City SC, and the emotions that accompany wearing a USMNT jersey. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC at Orlando City, Recapping Crew SC vs. LA Galaxy, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls of The Week SEGMENT TWO: Stef Steffen stops by the show to talk about things and also stuff. Not only is she a Celebrity Fan and mother to Crew SC starting goalkeeper Zack Steffen, but she's also a human being. We think. Tune in to find out. SEGMENT THREE: Reading your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction scores, Prediction updates, previewing Crewzers FC vs. FC Dallas, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more.

Today on the show we are talking to Steve Bernasconi of The Soccer Tour. Steve is currently on a road trip across North America taking in footy matches. It's the road trip every soccer fan has dreamed of and we get into what this experience is like for him. Segment 1: Connecticut. Really? NYCFC has to play a home game in Connecticut and people are upset. Segment 2: Interview with Steve Bernasconi of The Soccer Tour (@TheSoccerTour) Segment 3: But seriously, Connecticut? That's not even the same state! Matches: NYC v NER SEA v MIN TFC v CHI POR v RBNY SKC v FCD COOLIGANS T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE NOW AT ONTHEVOLLEYAPPAREL.COM! USE PROMO CODE "COOLIGANS" FOR 20% OFF ON ALL GEAR! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. Bridgeview Fire, Quick hits on the various of the week, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan and Reddit legend Jonathon Masteller aka Lord_Of_The_Shits stops by the show to talk about things and stuff, but mostly things. Who does this guy think he is? Tune in to find out. SEGMENT THREE: We head live on Periscope for your Hot Takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Scores, Prediction Updates, the Weather Report with Alex Thomas, Crew SC Playoff Forecaster with Nate Beckman and Nate Beckman's devil children, Previewing Crewzers FC at Orlando City, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more.