1. Greg Benson is given a suspension for being a traitor. Recap of the win over NYCFC. Man Balls are given out to almost every Columbus starter. 2. Legitimately terrible interview with Celebrity Fan Todd Fichtenberg, including details on the legal battle with US Soccer over the Dos a Cero trademark, #NorOnTour, and The Sunshine Brigade. 3. Details on the Crew SC Gear Sale, and Google Earth stalking #TIFOSWEAT. We go live on Periscope and dive deep into your extremely #HotTakes for the week. John Zidar is a fuccboi. Predictions for the upcoming match against Houston.

Rog talks with with LA Galaxy's Gyasi Zardes on playing for his hometown club, the USMNT's World Cup qualifying campaign, and Stevie G.'s In-N-Out Burger order. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rog and Davo break down the frenetic affair between Liverpool and Tottenham. Plus, another 1-0 win for league leaders Leicester and the USMNT's World Cup Qualifying Campaign. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Segments... The USMNT defeats Guatemala in Columbus, OH. Should games that matter to the United States ever be played anywhere other than MAPFRE Stadium? Ethan Finlay impresses his home fans, and is robbed of a goal by some shitlord referee. Is Gregg Berhalter the next head coach of the US men's team, and will the we make it through to the HEX? Getting to know Celebrity Fan Bryan Levin, who was already a little bit famous before coming on ACES Radio. Whatever, bro. Hey! The Crewzers actually have a game this weekend! We break down the Saturday night Not-Pioneer-Cup match against the Dallas Burn. John, Greg, and Morgan each offer up the hottest of takes, along with score predictions. BONUS SECRET CONTENT: We prank call a member of the front office, as is tradition. acessssssssss #WhisperFont

037 - Klinsmann Pout Segment I: Jurgen is using the Guatemala payoff money to buy a new house Break 1: On The Volley Apparel live read Segment II: NYCFC didn't look better than USMNT Break II: On The Volley Apparel 20% off promocode TheCooligans commercial Segment III: Kirby's Corner (also live on periscope every Tuesday) Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco Also, check out our Youtube Channel! soccercooligans.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Rog speaks with new Colorado Rapids goalkeeper Tim Howard about returning home to MLS, his 10 years with Everton, and his future with the USMNT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Segment 1 -A new co-host is added to the show. Yay! -That new co-host is Greg Benson. Boo! -Columbus Crewzers FC come away with a point in Bridgeview. Does America care? The answer is obviously no, America does not care at all. Segment 2 -We get to know Greg a little bit better. -Greg's boring stories cause blood to pour out of Morgan and John's eye sockets. -John tries to breastfeed Greg, Morgan cuts to commercial. Segment 3 -Fake Anthony Precourt leaves a voicemail showing his support for ACES Radio. -ACES Radio leaves a return voicemail for real-life Anthony Precourt. -Talking about #TIFOSWEAT. -USMNT vs. Guatemala -American Outlaws is a pyramid scheme.

Segment 1 -Crew SC loss vs. Chester Union -Tactics, tactics, tactics! Segment 2 -Celebrity Fan Sean Kelly of NBCSN stops by and talks for an entire hour Segment 3 -It's Famous Fan John Zidar's birthday! He is old now -NorOnTour -Gregg Berhalter is the smartest man who ever lived -Crew SC vs. Bridgeview Fire predictions

Fraser Aird interview, Whitecaps defensive woes, Seattle v Vancouver preview

Vancouver Whitecaps v Montreal Impact postgame show with Harry Shipp, Dominic Oduro and both head coaches