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The most heavily edited episode in the history of MLS podcasts; of this, we can be certain. #BLESSED

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew vs. New York Red Bulls, Cracking The Code breaks down what Michael Arace means when he uses words, and Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan and shitlord supreme Mike Hudson (aka Mike Hudson Sucks) stops by the show to talk about things but also about stuff. SEGMENT THREE: We head live on Periscope for your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, then we recap last week's predictions from the Latin panel for podcast hosts before giving you our predictions for Crew at Revolution, along with The Weather Report with Alex Thomas.

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crewzers FC at NYCFC, Cracking the Code makes its triumphant return, and we hand out our Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan First Name Last Name stops by the program to talk about things and also about stuff. What a rare treat. SEGMENT THREE: We go live on Periscope for your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, prediction scores, prediction updates, previewing Crewzers FC vs. Orlando City Fighting My Shopify Dot Coms, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crewzers FC at LA Galaxy, Cracking the Code makes its triumphant return, and we hand out our Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan and best man at Pam's upcoming wedding Ian Maute stops by the program to talk about things and also about stuff. What a rare treat. SEGMENT THREE: We go live on Periscope for your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, prediction scores, prediction updates, previewing Crewzers FC at NYCFC, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crewzers FC vs. Real Salt Lake, Cracking the Code makes its triumphant return, and we hand out our Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan and failing minitailgate shitlord Patrick Jones stops by the program to talk about things and also about stuff. What a rare treat. SEGMENT THREE: We go live on Periscope for your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, prediction scores, prediction updates, previewing Crewzers FC at Los Angeles Galaxy Craft, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.

SEGMENT 1: Recapping Crew SC at Los Angeles Football Craft, Cracking the Code makes it's triumphant return, and we hand out our Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT 2: Adam Jardy of the Columbus Dispatch stops by to discuss the health of his dog, and also, is his dog okay? Tune in to find out. SEGMENT 3: We head live on Periscope to read your hot takes, aka The Battle for The Grand Prize. Prediction scores, prediction updates, Crewzers vs. the Realest of all Salt Lakes, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. Philadelphia Union, Cracking the Code makes its triumphant return, and Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fans Dave and Olivia Edinger stop by to talk about Amish stuff or speak in Pennsylvania-Dutch, or whatever. SEGMENT THREE: The Battle for The Grand Prize, prediction scores, prediction updates, the Weather Report with Alex Thomas, and previewing Crewzers FC vs Bridgeview Fire.

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew at Bridgeview F*re, Cracking the Code talks lawsuit, and Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity guest David Miller stops by to talk about things and stuff. SEGMENT THREE: Hot takes from The Massive, rrediction scores, prediction updates, previewing Crewzers FC at DC United.

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. Vancouver Whitecaps, Cracking the Code makes its triumphant return, and Man Ball of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan Evonne Seagull stops by to sing some songs or whatever. SEGMENT THREE: The Battle for The Grand Prize, prediction scores, prediction updates, the Weather Report with Alex Thomas, and previewing Crewzers FC at Bridgeview Fire.

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs DC United, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan Andy Stankey stops by the show to talk about things and stuff. SEGMENT THREE: Hot takes, previewing Crewzers FC vs Vancouver Whitecaps.

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC at Philadelphia Union, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan Jo Rodgers stops by the show to talk about things and stuff, and also how she's one of the top lads at attending City Council meetings in the game today. SEGMENT THREE: Hot takes, previewing Crewzers FC vs. DC United.

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. Montreal Impact, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan Tobias Roediger stops by the show to talk about things and stuff, and also how he's one of the top advertisingmen in the game today. SEGMENT THREE: Hot takes, previewing Crewzers FC vs. Philadelphia Union.

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC at Toronto FC, Cracking the Code with celebrity fan Steve Abreu, and Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan Keith Naas stops by the show to talk about things and stuff, and also how he's one of the top threadman in the game today. SEGMENT THREE: Hot takes, previewing Crewzers FC vs. Montreal Impact.

SEGMENT ONE: The number 17 Buffalo Bills podcast within the outerbelt of 270 is back and worse than ever before! We talk Crewzers FC in the Carolina Challenge Cup, cover PSV's latest press release of failure, and hand out our first Man Balls of 2018. SEGMENT TWO: The first guest in ACES Radio history returns to talk #SaveTheCrew. His name is Sean Kelly, and his STC documentary is hitting the big screen on 3/9. SEGMENT THREE: The Battle for The Grand Prize is back, as we read your first hot takes of the 2018 season. Prediction scores, prediction updates, previewing Crew SC at Toronto FC, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.

CLIP SHOW TIME! Join us on a trip down memory lane to hear what the Columbus Crew means to some of our celebrity guests from episodes past.

SEGMENT ONE: Updates on #SaveTheCrew, Cracking The Code, and Man Balls of The Week SEGMENT TWO: Mike Flick stops by to talk about stuff and also things. SEGMENT THREE: Trophies, Grand Prizes, Memories of Season Two, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more.

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew at Toronto, Cracking The Code, and Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan and Co-Host of 97.1 The Fan's Common Man and T-Bone, Jonathan "T-Bone" Smith stops by the show to talk about things and also stuff. SEGMENT THREE: Recapping the latest failure in the long history of failed trips that is #NorOnTour.

SEGMENT ONE: Cracking the Code with Celebrity Fan Tim Myers, as we discuss his recent narrative-destroying study of PSV talking points. Also, Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Guest Michael Arace of the Columbus Dispatch stops by to discuss how the Crew situation compares with the Hartford Whalers moving to Carolina in 1997. Also, things and stuff. SEGMENT THREE: Previewing Leg One of the Eastern Conference Finals against Toronto FC.

Recapping Crew vs. NYCFC, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls of The Week. Morgan, John, and Darby reflect back on the first two weeks of the #SaveTheCrew movement, and talk about where it goes from here. The final Blood Points of the year are handed out (Battle For The Grand Prize), final prediction update of the year, previewing the second leg of the Eastern Conference Semifinals.

SEGMENT ONE: #SaveTheCrew SEGMENT TWO: #SaveTheCrew SEGMENT THREE: #SaveTheCrew

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. DC United, Cracking The Code featuring Federico Higuain, and Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan Darling Thief stops by the show to discuss stuff and also things. Will she know what to do with the tire? SEGMENT THREE: We head live on Periscope to read your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, prediction scores, prediction updates, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. NYRB, Cracking The Code, and Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan and #OcularFuckingMelanoma survivor Mike Cornell joins the program to talk about things, and also about stuff. But what do we do with the tire, Greg? SEGMENT THREE: Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction scores, Prediction updates, Crewzers vs. DC United, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC at Vancouver, Cracking the Code featuring Justin Merman, and Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan and number one comedy boy Travis Irvine stops by the show to discuss stuff and things. The panel breaks down Nate Beckman's Crew SC Playoff Forecaster, and talks about what Columbus needs from the final four games of the 2017 season. SEGMENT THREE: We head live on Periscope for your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction scores, Prediction updates, previewing Crewzers FC vs. New York Red Bulls, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.

SEGMENT ONE: The panel uses their newly-acquired dry erase boards to give you their Top 3 Lists of various, like, things about Columbus Crew SC. Or something. This episode will be bad. SEGMENT TWO: The panel uses their not newly-acquired wireless microphones to talk to the people of Columbus about various topics. You know how John is always talking about doing a Man-On-The-Street thing? Yeah, that's going to happen on segment two. This episode will be bad.

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. Sporting KC, Cracking The Code, Man Balls. SEGMENT TWO: Oliver Convertini stops by to talk about things and also about stuff. SEGMENT THREE: Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Scores, Prediction Updates, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more.

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. FC Dallas, and Man Balls of The Week SEGMENT TWO: Wahlter the Ruccoon stop by the show to talk about things and also about stuff. SEGMENT THREE: Heading live on Periscope to read your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction scores, Prediction updates, Crewzers versus Bye Week FC, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC at Orlando City, Recapping Crew SC vs. LA Galaxy, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls of The Week SEGMENT TWO: Stef Steffen stops by the show to talk about things and also stuff. Not only is she a Celebrity Fan and mother to Crew SC starting goalkeeper Zack Steffen, but she's also a human being. We think. Tune in to find out. SEGMENT THREE: Reading your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction scores, Prediction updates, previewing Crewzers FC vs. FC Dallas, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more.

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. Bridgeview Fire, Quick hits on the various of the week, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan and Reddit legend Jonathon Masteller aka Lord_Of_The_Shits stops by the show to talk about things and stuff, but mostly things. Who does this guy think he is? Tune in to find out. SEGMENT THREE: We head live on Periscope for your Hot Takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Scores, Prediction Updates, the Weather Report with Alex Thomas, Crew SC Playoff Forecaster with Nate Beckman and Nate Beckman's devil children, Previewing Crewzers FC at Orlando City, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more.

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC at San Jose Earthquakes, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls of The Week SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan Todd Fichtenberg makes his record-setting third appearance on the show, as we talk all-things-summer-transfer-window, including his lobster Ethan Finlay heading to Minnesota. SEGMENT THREE: Battle for the Grand Prize, prediction scores, prediction updates, Crewzers vs Bridgeview Fire, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC at Real Salt Lake, Cracking the Code, Man Balls of The Week SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan Karen Crognale stops by the show to talk about things and stuff, her life as a Crew SC fan and an MLS mom, and how she has three grown adult children but still looks like she's 25 years old. SEGMENT THREE: Battle for the Grand Prize, Prediction Scores, Predictions Updates, Previewing Crewzers FC at San Jose Earthquakes, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more.

Recapping Crew SC vs Philadelphia Union times two, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls. Celebrity MLS shill Andrew King stops by to discuss a proposal for promotion and relegation within Major League Soccer. Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction score, Prediction updates, Crewzers vs. Real Salt Lake, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.

Fresh off a win against a team from the old country of Europe, Crewzers FC prepare for the second half of 2017 - Cracking the Code - Man Balls Multiple celebrity guests from Big Soccer stop by to talk about why Big Soccer is not the worst thing in the world at all. Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Scores, Prediction Updates, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.

Recapping Crew SC vs Atlanta United Eff Semens, Recapping Crew SC at Minnesota United Eff Semens, Cracking the Code, Man Balls of The Week Celebrity Guest Neil Sika stops by the show to talk about things, and also about stuff. Who smells better: Dwight Burgess or Chris Doran? Tune in to find out. Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Scores, Prediction Updates, Crewzers vs Bye Week FC, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more.

Recapping Crew SC vs. Montreal Impact, "Cracking the Code" featuring a non-robot who is absolutely the real human Dilly Duka, and Man Balls of The Week. Celebrity Fan Travis Irvine stops by to talk about things and stuff, and also to pimp out his comedy album release party or something like that. "Battle for The Grand Prize", Prediction Scores, Prediction Updates, Previewing Columbus Crewzers FC vs. Atlanta United FC, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more.

Recapping Crew SC at Atlanta United FC, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls Celebrity Fans GCGBAG stop by to talk about how their first half of a season as an official supporter group has gone, and to update us on what they have in store for the rest of the season. What a rare treat. Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Scores, Prediction Updates, Previewing Crewzers FC vs Montreal Impact, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more.

Recapping Crew SC at FC Cincinnati, Cracking the Code, Man Balls Celebrity fan Ralph Schudel stops by the show to talk about things and also about stuff. Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Scores, Prediction Updates, Crewzers at Atlanta United Football Club, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.

Recapping Crew SC at Colorado Rapids, Cracking The Code, U.S. Open Cup Preview, Man Balls Celebrity Fan Hilary Lastname stops by to talk about stuff and also things, and tell us about the soccer website for girls that she writes for. She is in love with Eddie Gaven. Fact. Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Scores, Prediction Updates, Crewzwers at FC Cincinnati, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more.

Recapping Crew SC at Toronto FC, Recapping Crew SC vs Seattle, Cracking The Code, Man Balls of The Week Celebrity Guest Alexis Tschalte stops by to talk about things, stuff, and why her last night sounds exactly like someone sneezing Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Scores, Prediction Updates, Crewzers at Colorado Rapids, HangOnTour, the AGSAttack war, and so much fucking more

Crew SC at New England recap, Cracking The Code, Man Balls Celebrity Guest Weston Appelfeller stops by to talk about stuff and also things, and why grass is the future of the franchise. Battle for The Grand Prize, Previewing Crew SC at Toronto, Previewing Crew SC vs Seattle Capos of Plascadia

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC at Montreal Impact, Cracking The Code, Man Balls SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan Shaddy Swade stops by to talk about things and stuff, and also to confuse the living shit out of autocorrect with the spelling of his own name (xfilesdrop.mp3) SEGMENT THREE: Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Scores, Prediction Updates, Previewing Crewzers FC at New England Revolution

Recapping Crew SC vs New England, Recrapping Crewzers FZZZ vs Toronto Who Deserves Butter FC, Cracking the Code, Man Balls Celebrity Fan Brian Harris Allan 87 stops by to listen to Morgan talk about his childhood injuries Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction scores, Prediction updates, Crewzers vs Montreal Impact, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. NYCFCSC, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan and Easy Coast Ultra Steve Abreu stops by to chat about that time when John Clem got arrested in Montreal. SEGMENT THREE: Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Score, Prediction Updates, Crew SC vs. New England preview, Crew SC vs. Toronto preview.

SEGMENT ONE: Crewzers FC vs. TFC recap, Cracking the Code, Man Balls SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity guest Kris Landis stops by to talk about things and stuff. SEGMENT THREE: Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction scores, Predictions updates, Crewzers FC vs. MetroStars preview

SEGMENT ONE: Columbus Cup Leg 1 Recap, Crewzers FC vs Bridgeview Fire Recap, Cracking the Code, Man Balls SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan Travis Irvine stops by the show to talk about things and also about stuff.? SEGMENT THREE: Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Updates, Crewzers FC vs Toronto FC Preview

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. Orlando City, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan AGS Attack stops by for the worst segment in ACES Radio history. SEGMENT THREE: Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction recap, Previewing Crewzers FC at Bridgeview Fire

SEGMENT 1: Recapping Crew SC vs. Portland, Recapping capos after week one, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls. SEGMENT 2: Celebrity Fan Andrew Erickson from The Columbus Dispatch joins the show to talk about things and also about stuff. SEGMENT 3: Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction updates, and previewing Columbus Crewzers FC vs. The Orlando City Dot My Shopifys Dot Com's.