ACES Radio

Recapping Crew SC vs DC United, Talking about formations and shit, Cracking the Code, Man Balls Celebrity Fan and the founder of Zauber Brewing Company stops by to tell us which lads he ups and why. Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Updates, Previewing Crewzers FC versus Portland Timbers

Crewzers FC vs 1836 Houston recap, 2016-2017 data analysis, Man Balls Celebrity Fan Jake Norman stops by to finally answer the question, "Whose fucking kid is this?" Battle for The Grand Prize, Crew SC vs. DC United predictions, Whose fucking kid is this?

Crew SC vs. Bridgeview recap, Capo Bullshit, and Man Balls. The worst segment in the history of terrible ACES Radio segments. An even worse segment. This is not a Crew podcast. Fuck everything. Eat at Arby's.

Carolina Cup Champions, Acura stuff, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls. Previewing MLS 2017 with International Soccer Celebrity Chris Doran. Battle for The Grand Prize, Crew SC 2017 predictions, Crews SC vs. Bridgeview Fire

Crewzers FC in the Carolina Challenge Cup, Talking about the new jersey, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls. Celebrity fan interview with GCGBAG. Battle for The Grand Prize, Evonne cool raps, Twitter leaks the new jersey and kit sponsor.

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Details on the ACES Radio Celebrity Fan Hype Party for USA vs Mexico, Crew SC vs NYCFC recap, Man Balls Recapping the Columbus Crewzers FC 2016 season with Celebrity Fan Darby Shnarfus The final edition of the 2016 Battle for the Grand Prize, final score predictions, Recapping ACES Radio: Season 1

AGS Attack anthem, War On Alex, New Crewzers FC Stadium, Crewzers FC vs MetroStars recap, Man Balls. Celebrity Fan Todd Fichtenberg Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Updates / Standings, 2016 Crewzers FC Season Finale Preview

USA vs MEX, US Soccer is bad at everything, Crew SC vs Chicago recap, Manballs Playoff Forecaster with Celebrity Fan Nate Beckman Morgan forgets to press the record button on the greatest segment in ACES Radio history.

Crew SC vs. DC United, 2017 Roster Turnover, Man Balls Celebrity Fan Nick Rigsby Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Updates, Dos a Cero ticketing fiasco, Preview of Crewzers FC vs. Bridgeview Fire

Crewzers FC vs. Vancouver Whitecaps, USWNT vs. Thailand, Man Balls Nate Beckman's Playoff 4caster Battle for The Grand Prize, Crewzers FC vs. Orlando City Iron Lion Firms

Recap of Crewzers vs Galaxy, Landycakes is back, Man Balls. We talk Dos a Cero 2016 for the entire segment, shitlords. Battle for the Grand Prize, Prediction updates, Crewzers FC vs. Vancouver preview

Recap of Crewzers vs NYCFCFCSC, Changing one thing to make 2016 not suck, Man Balls. Celebrity shitlord Matt Selan, aka @SelanMX on Twitter. Spoiler: the "X" means literally nothing. The Battle for the Grand Prize, Prediction standings / updates, preview of Columbus Crewzers FC vs New England.

Recap of Columbus Crewzers FC vs Bye Week FC, Gregg Berhalter Q&A, Man Balls Celebrity fan Andrew King stops by the program, and describes in great detail his sexual history with Morgan's grandmother. Ewwwww. Hot Takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, Season ticket renewals, preview of Crew SC vs NYCFC

Huge announcement regarding how impressive we have become, recap of Crewzers FC vs Toronto, Man Balls. An entire segment dedicated to the closing of the transfer window. Celebrity front office legend JP Lococo joins the program to talk Columbus Cup 2016, Hot Takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction standings, Crew SC vs Bye Week preview.

Recap of Crew vs. DC United, discussing the new addition (Nicky Aces), and handing out Man Balls. Celebrity shitlord Ryan Roberts joins the program. Battle for the Grand Prize, Nordecke Cup 2016 date announced, prediction updates, Crewzers FC vs Orlando City preview.

Recap of Crew vs Revolution, recap of Crew vs Terrible Football Club, and some dirty Man Balls. Celebrity Fan Dan Bidmead stops by to discuss things and also stuff. Battle for The Grand Prize, what to do if you're outraged about someone else making a soccer banner, prediction standings, predictions updates, previewing Crewzers FC vs DC United.

Everything goes off the rails in this entire episode, as a wild Frankie appears. Recap of Crew vs. Wizards. Praying to Jodude. Man Balls. Celebrity fans Donny and Jason Murray of Murderers Row stop by for a chat. More Frankie. Battle for The Grand Prize. More Frankie. Homesickness, and how it can be avoided. Preview of Crewzers FC at New England. This episode. Sweet Jesus.

Recording live from Zauber Brewing Company! Recap of the games against NYRB and Bridgeview. Color impression updates. Man Balls. Getting to know International soccer legend and longtime fan of ACES Radio, Chris Doran! It's all downhill from here, folks. Speaking of downhill, segment three is a goddamned dumpster fire. Hot takes, blood points, prediction standings, #DosHiguains, Crewzers FC vs Wizards, and then we blissfully leave you for absolutely the last time. This is the worst show in the history of podcasts. Possibly in the history of shows. It was fun while it lasted.

WHAT YEAR IS IT? Someone has malaria and Dilly Duka plays for the Crew. A recap of Crewzers FC vs. Montreal Impact. Man balls. Celebrity fan and #TIFOSWEAT legend Todd Stroufe stops by the show to talk about his love for Ohio State Football. Ladies and gentleman, the Hot Takes and Hotakes have a new dedicated home; THE BATTLE FOR THE GRAND PRIZE! Footgolf Classic 2016 recap, a discussion on a few new front office policies (mainly having to do with the continuing war between V-Army and Legion '04), and a preview of Columbus Crewzers FC vs New York / New Jersey MetroStars. #WarOnAlex

Recap of Crewzers FC vs Tampa City Hooligans, thoughts on next round vs Bridgeview. Injuries! Injuries! Injuries! Man balls. Evonne drops the cool raps. Celebrity Fan interview with the president of The Sunshine Brigade, Evonne Seagull. Evonne drops more of the cool raps. Hot takes and Hotakes. ACES Radio wins an Emmy, but not really. Prediction standings, predictions, YNA tailgate info, and footgolf trash talk. WE CAME FOR THE BELT.

Recap of Crewzers vs. RSL and Crewzers vs. Chester Unions. The season is 41% done, so like, what does that mean, and stuff? Man Balls. Celebrity fan Darby Shnarfus stops by for six hours, and we talk to him about things and also about other things. Hot takes! Greg is deported! Morgan ruins the show! Julie Stankey wins internet points! FC Cincinnati rants! This and not a whole hell of a lot more in segment three. Worst episode ever.

Recapping Crew vs. Toronto. Is a life without Gaston Sauro worth living? Man balls return after a one week unintentional hiatus. Celebrity fan and Hudson Street Hooligan president Katie Mitchell stops by to speak softly and infrequently into the microphone. Not good, like, at all. Hot takes! So many goddamned hot takes! Making demands of the front office regarding the upcoming 2016 Crew SC Footgolf Classic. Talking this weekends upcoming match against Real Salt Lake. The blissfully leaving you all, possibly forever. #WarOnAlex #WarOnAlex #WarOnAlex #WarOnAlex #WarOnAlex #WarOnAlex #WarOnAlex

Crewzers FC potential US Open Cup 4th Round opponents are announced. Morgan wants to play Cincinnati, while John and Greg are piles of human garbage. Recapping Crew vs. Rapids. John still thinks losing 26 goals somehow makes Columbus a strong soccer team. No. Alex Thomas joins the program, and proceeds to be both the best and worst guest of all-time. This is possibly the greatest segment in ACES Radio history. We go live on Periscope to read your #HotTakes and #Hotakes from the past week. Greg Benson has been deported. John Zidar has coughed into the microphone. We finish the worst show in ACES Radio history by discussing the upcoming Trillium Cup match at Toronto FC. Hashtag rivalry week, you guys.

1. Recap of the win over Houston. What is a rivalry? Man Balls are given out. John Clem is in prison. 2. Horrible interview with Celebrity Fan Nate Beckman, including details on his genitals, and how they compare to John's genitals. 3. We go live on Periscope and dive deep into your extremely #HotTakes for the week. #HateWeek 2016: Columbus Crewzers FC vs. the Fighting Capos of Plascadia. Predictions for the upcoming match against Seattle.

1. Greg Benson is given a suspension for being a traitor. Recap of the win over NYCFC. Man Balls are given out to almost every Columbus starter. 2. Legitimately terrible interview with Celebrity Fan Todd Fichtenberg, including details on the legal battle with US Soccer over the Dos a Cero trademark, #NorOnTour, and The Sunshine Brigade. 3. Details on the Crew SC Gear Sale, and Google Earth stalking #TIFOSWEAT. We go live on Periscope and dive deep into your extremely #HotTakes for the week. John Zidar is a fuccboi. Predictions for the upcoming match against Houston.

Crewzers FC vs. Impact recap, Hot Takes galore. Shrek comes on earlier than scheduled to ruin everything. We briefly mention Robert Warzycha, then give out our Man Balls. The longest segment in the history of the world, featuring Celebrity Fan Srikanth Meka. I probably misspelled that. We read and react to your Hot Takes, both from Twitter and /r/TheMassive. Crew SC vs. NYCFC preview, update on prediction standings (SPOILER: Morgan is still winning), confidence colors, and predictions for the match against NYCFC. A bonus prank call made to Andy Loughnane from early in the 2015 season while we were driving back from Chicago in the middle of the night. John almost chokes to death on his own spit.

Segments... Crew vs. Dallas Burn wrap-up, 2016 Crewzers FC Celebrity Fan Ratings, Man Balls of The Week, and a metric shit ton of Hot Takes. Getting to know Joey D. Abigail DiNapoli, who is one of the shitlords that runs Yellow Nation Army as well as Project Jukebox. This man is an ignorant slut. Recapping the hockey leg of the hashtag Columbus Cup 2016, why Clark Beacom has totally redeemed himself, Previewing the weekends match at Montreal, and so many score predictions that your genitals will fall off. acessssssssss #WhisperFont

Segments... The USMNT defeats Guatemala in Columbus, OH. Should games that matter to the United States ever be played anywhere other than MAPFRE Stadium? Ethan Finlay impresses his home fans, and is robbed of a goal by some shitlord referee. Is Gregg Berhalter the next head coach of the US men's team, and will the we make it through to the HEX? Getting to know Celebrity Fan Bryan Levin, who was already a little bit famous before coming on ACES Radio. Whatever, bro. Hey! The Crewzers actually have a game this weekend! We break down the Saturday night Not-Pioneer-Cup match against the Dallas Burn. John, Greg, and Morgan each offer up the hottest of takes, along with score predictions. BONUS SECRET CONTENT: We prank call a member of the front office, as is tradition. acessssssssss #WhisperFont

Segment 1 -A new co-host is added to the show. Yay! -That new co-host is Greg Benson. Boo! -Columbus Crewzers FC come away with a point in Bridgeview. Does America care? The answer is obviously no, America does not care at all. Segment 2 -We get to know Greg a little bit better. -Greg's boring stories cause blood to pour out of Morgan and John's eye sockets. -John tries to breastfeed Greg, Morgan cuts to commercial. Segment 3 -Fake Anthony Precourt leaves a voicemail showing his support for ACES Radio. -ACES Radio leaves a return voicemail for real-life Anthony Precourt. -Talking about #TIFOSWEAT. -USMNT vs. Guatemala -American Outlaws is a pyramid scheme.

Segment 1 -Crew SC loss vs. Chester Union -Tactics, tactics, tactics! Segment 2 -Celebrity Fan Sean Kelly of NBCSN stops by and talks for an entire hour Segment 3 -It's Famous Fan John Zidar's birthday! He is old now -NorOnTour -Gregg Berhalter is the smartest man who ever lived -Crew SC vs. Bridgeview Fire predictions