The Cooligans

037 - Klinsmann Pout Segment I: Jurgen is using the Guatemala payoff money to buy a new house Break 1: On The Volley Apparel live read Segment II: NYCFC didn't look better than USMNT Break II: On The Volley Apparel 20% off promocode TheCooligans commercial Segment III: Kirby's Corner (also live on periscope every Tuesday) Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco Also, check out our Youtube Channel! soccercooligans.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Only one Cooligan on today's show. Alexis is on vacation in San Francisco, so Christian does this show solo, but he'll be talking comedian and ESPN commentator, Reese Waters. Reese just came back from Leicester City where he was filming a segment for ESPN. Hear us talk about it! Follow Reese on Twitter and Instagram @Reesewaters Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco Also, check out our Youtube Channel! soccercooligans.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Segment I: Arsenal are done, until they buy Lukaku Segment II: Jamiroqai scores a worldie Segment III: Kirby's Corner + Periscope Questions! Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco Also, check out our Youtube Channel! soccercooligans.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Segment I: MLS is flying high in it's first week! Segment II: Our EPL teams bottling left and right. Should Wenger and Martinez be sacked? Break II: @VAfootballClub gear! Get it! Segment III: Kirby's Corner + Periscope Questions! Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco Also, check out our Youtube Channel! soccercooligans.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Segment I: MLS Ready For CCL? Break I: @vocalminorityCA podcast with TFC review Segment II: Arsenal Bottled It Break II: Sick Kirby Intro Segment III: Kirby's Corner Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I: We discuss the ethics of purchasing a full soccer kit. II: FA Cup & Champions League drama. II: Fifa is about to elect a new dictator. Special thanks to Jamel Johnson @nonprofitcomic / @soccerniggas for providing our breaks today. Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Title: Chinese Super Cooligans League 1: Arsenal's Cinderella season moves forward because of Welbeck's massive forehead. Break 1: Christian Polanco tries to get the Chinese Super League to buy The Cooligans II: Chinese Super League is buying everyone BREAK 2: Alexis Guerreros trys to get the Chinese Super League to buy The Cooligans III: Kirby's corner’ Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I: Wearing a soccer jersey to a Super Bowl party Break I: We get a Premier League update from @SoccerNiggas II: Liverpool fan protest and How happy is Matt Miazga about Kurt Zouma's injury? Break II: Another soccer update from @SoccerNiggas III: Kirby's Corner! (News Flash Segment) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Pep City! It’s official! Manchester City has confirmed that in 2016 they will have a new manager and that will be Pep Guardiola! It is a bit strange since they still have a manager who is literally in the middle of a battle for the top of the Premier League. It is quite plausible that current manager Manuel Pellegrini could win the title and then be fired immediately. "Thank you for bringing our squad the highest accolade in our league, now get the F out!" I: Now Yous Can't Leave Break I: VWFC Review with @SoccerTalkVan II: NYCFC Beat The Soccer Powerhouse of FGCU Break II: FC Dallas Review with @3rdDegreeNet III: Kirby's Corner!!! Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I: Alexis shows Christian red for bringing up Arsenal loss BREAK: Jose Mourinho reads his 6 page letter to Manchester United II: Qatar You Talkin Bout? BREAK: Jose finishes his letter III: Kirby's Corner: BEEF!!! Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Cooligans are angry this week. Much more than usual. We are normally very chill dudes, but Everton has caused Christian to feel every range of emotion that he might be clinically bipolar by now. For Christian, this is his first season supporting a team in the Premier League, and he expected to have a fun time supporting a soccer team instead of what is currently happening, which is him being taken on an emotional journey more tumultuous than The Notebook. I: Christian rants about Everton BREAK 1: @RapidsRabbi gives us a Colorado Rapids update II: Alexis rants about Jordan Morris BREAK 2: Greg Orlandini @GFO1025 Philly Union update III: Kirby reads the news! Ramsey is killing everyone but Javier Mascherano is going to jail. Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Ballon D'or has been awarded to Lionel Messi again. It is the 5th time he's won the award and it is the first time The Cooligans have debated how the word "Gala" is pronounced. Lots of controversy has been surrounding the women's game after comments about how women's soccer should be marketed. I: Messi Wins & Carli Lloyd AINT YOUR PIN UP II: Spanking, Comedy & Soccer United III: Introducing Kirby News! Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It appears that no managerial job is safe when you work for Real Madrid. Rafa Benitez has been sacked by the club. Holding the position for only 7 months. The Cooligans have been around for 7 months as well. Can we last longer than Rafa? We hope so! I: Rafa Benitez replaced by Zizou II: Premier League Update / Complaining about Everton III: Should USMNT star Jordan Morris play in MLS or Europe? Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I: Boxing Day, WTF is it? Break: RBNY season recap by Juan Escalante @Nerdwich II: MLS Transfer and LA Galaxy Fire Sale III: Premier League and La Liga Transfer Rumours Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Cooligans usually record their podcast on Tuesdays. Jose Mourinho was sacked on Wednesday so they didn't get to talk about it till 6 days after it happened. Here is their reaction. I: Mourinho Sacked And The Gaffer Round Robin II: Premier League Winners and Premier League Losers BREAK: Evan Davis with The Cooligans Womens Soccer Update III: Quick Run Down And Our NYCFC v Puerto Rico T-shirt giveaway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Leicester City has taken the Barclays Premier League by storm. They refuse to relinquish their position at the top of the table. The Cooligans are in awe every week as Riyad Mahrez and Jamie Vardy continue to light up the league. Alexis and Christian also discuss the new MLS Targeted Allocation Money (TAM)! Every MLS team has received a Christmas bonus, but what will they spend it on? I: Leicester City is the new Chelsea, and Chelsea is the new Leicester City Break: 30 seconds of Portland Timbers with @BackOfficeGavin II: MLS makes it rain TAM. Cap stay the same, just extra guap Break: 30 seconds of Columbus Crew SC with @TravisIrvineUSA III: Burnt Ends (aka quick segment of all the stuff we didn't get to) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Cooligans break down the MLS Cup Final, Kei Kamara's hatred for Goalkeeper Steve Clark, and why Alexis knows so much about the tv show Run's House. I: Whose House? Cooligans House II: Put It In Couches So I can Understand III: Top Of The Wood Work League Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Cooligans are excited about the MLS Cup! There's also more fax machine scandals developing out of the Bernabéu. Christian is finally feeling the pain of being an Everton fan. Plus we discuss our favorite Sepp Blatter conspiracy theories. I: MLS Cup Final and Halftime Show Suggestions II: Teflon Blatter Out Here Snitching III: The Fax Is Jammed With Toffees Too Early Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Cooligans experience their first "El Clásico" as a unit and it does not disappoint. The only people disappointed were anyone who is a fan of Real Madrid. I: Los Clasicos (Alexis & Christian) II: Freaky Friday, Bateman Style III: MLS Playoffs Are So Metro?’ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Cooligans discuss the attacks in Paris and the attempts to terrorize the world and the beautiful game. I: Paris Attacks on The Beautiful Game II: Pirlo Is Staying, Right? RIGHT?! III: MLS DP SNAFU Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Segment I: Can Vieira Captain NYCFC To Invincibility? Segment II: EPL Update’ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Big news in MLS. Head coach of NYCFC has been fired. What will happen next for the star-studded and underachieving squad? Alexis & Christian talk about it! Segment I: Alexis' Tweet Got Kreis Fired Segment II: EPL Update’ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I. What If MLS Playoffs Weren't So Exciting? II. Capital One Cup Sucks & So Does Mourinho III. Footy Themed Halloween Costumes What would be your soccer themed Halloween costumes? Send us a message or tweet at us. 646-598-8721 @SoccerCooligans’ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Polanco has a new nemesis in Wyatt Cenac of The Daily Show. I. Wyatt Cenac Ruins Everything II. We Discuss NYCFC and EPL III. Cooligans Hotline Bling’ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

NYCFC has been eliminated from the playoffs but Alexis and Christian are reflecting on the season's ups and downs. Segment I: Mexico beat USMNT by cheating, right? RIGHT? Segment II: NYCFC out of the playoffs and Will is crying about it. Segment III: MLS Cup predictions’ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Segment I: NYCFC FIFA 16 event where Polanco became best friends with half of the NYCFC players. Segment II: EPL review. Who is a bigger dickhead, Mourinho or Mourinho? Segment III: FIFA bannings. Polanco defends Sepp Blatter while Alexis says he feels bad for him, because they're both idiots.’ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Alexis and Christian talk about: I: the big NYCFC win against San Jose II: Premier League update and Christian finally decides his Premier League club. Will it be Arsenal and make Alexis happy, or will be pick one of the other clubs and ruin The Cooligans? III: NASL suing USSF because of their changes to D1 and how it'll effect MLS and Y U should GAF’ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Cooligans are stuffed after having the Pirlo sandwich but have woken up from their naps to record a new podcast. Segment 1: Humiliating defeat for NYCFC against the LA Galaxy. Segment 2: Premier League transfer gossip Segment 3: Polite hooligans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Cooligans are busy enjoying their week after a great win for NYCFC. Maybe our moods shouldn't be dependent on whether our football club wins or loses, but if we wanted to be reasonable people, we wouldn't love football. Segment 1: What EPL team will Christian support? Segment 2: Burritopocalypse Segment 3: We look at NYCFC playoff chances. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Segment 1: The Premiere League is here and Arsenal will promise to disappoint Alexis (Guerreros). Segment 2: Let The Cooligans plan your funeral. Segment 3: MLS Playoff predictions. @SoccerCooligans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Segment 1: The NYC comedy scene is supporting NYCFC. Segment 2: How can we fix the MLS All-Star Game? Segment 3: The MLS is peaking the interest of many European stars. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Cooligans are on the road and record the podcast at an NYCFC practice in Purchase, NY. Segment 1: Driving to Practice Segment 2: NYCFC practice Segment 3: Post-practice drive. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Segment 1: TFC-NYCFC Recap and Colombia's goal call music Segment 2: Broad point about the Canyon of Heroines Segment 3: We fix Orlando, FL by covering it with raspberry vinaigrette Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco (@SoccerCooligans) comedians, NYers, and soccer-aholics talk footy. Segment 1: Who are Alexis & Christian and how'd they get into soccer? Segment 2: Maybe the USWNT should wear hot shorts. Maybe Cristiano Ronaldo should too! Segment 3: The future of soccer is looking so bright, we have to put on shades over the shades we're already wearing. @SoccerCooligans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices