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This week Landon and Jeremiah try to keep things fun while discussing the Montreal match and the weird end to the transfer window. Other questions and topics include: - Progress Texas event w/ Landon and Brad Stuver - Landon and Jeremiah as "honorary captains" - How Montreal's man-marking stifled Austin - Owen Wolff conjures magic again - Mixed bags from our best players - Why Nicky Beloko left so soon - What this window says about Rodo - More GAM from New England - San Jose Earthquakes Prev...

We've got a full show today, fresh off our moody-as-heck draw against Frisco last weekend! We: interview four of the sweetest puppies (come home with me, Hamilton, please)rate some fierce, fine, and f.....interesting 'fitsinvestigate two-phone-besotalk about match moodsrate a goal cellyand cover our social media standouts!As always, we end with the man of Steph's jersey. Support the show
This week Landon and Jeremiah break down why Austin couldn't beat Dallas, and wonder if any moves will be made before the transfer window closes. Other questions and topics include: - Progress Texas event w/ Landon and Brad Stuver - Jeremiah on the Austin Eras podcast - Mount Rushmore of MLS's Most Hated - Are we allowed to say that the ref wasn't bad? - Owen Wolff's magic - How Austin were good and bad at the same time - Hating on FC Dallas fashion choices - Transfer window closes this week ...

We're back with a normal episode for y'all today! We... Interview FOUR matchscot puppiesExamine pre-match fitsRate goal celliesDiscuss social media standoutsPreview the FC Frisco matchand reveal the man of Steph's jersey!Support the show
This week Landon and Jeremiah analyze the Houston Dynamo match, answer more listener questions, and debunk some player rumors. Other questions and topics include: - Progress Texas event w/ Landon and Brad Stuver - Jeremiah on the Austin Eras podcast - What went right/wrong against Houston? - Should we blame the refs? - Should we be annoyed that Beloko isn't available? - Biro's high five - Breaking down Rodo's international slot trade - How did New England do it so bad? - Cascante on the way o...

Mike and Steph went to work this weekend at the Meet the Player event! They used their fan-experience time to all of our advantage to find out important intel like: Is Sabovic sneaky funny?Whose wife is the best fashion influence?Who are best friends?Who is maybe lying about their best friend?Who is the most dad?Has Robert Taylor seen K-Pop Demon Hunters?Then, they cover social media standouts and prep everyone for a return to Q2 against Houston Dynamo on Sat 8/9. Stay tuned, as always, for t...
This week Landon and Jeremiah answer a bunch of listener questions, and are joined by Apple TV's Marcelo Balboa to preview the Houston Dynamo match. Other questions and topics include: - Progress Texas event w/ Landon and Brad Stuver - Ray Romano's Moontower Soccer - Closed door friendly update - Leagues Cup at Q2 this week - Berant Celina rumor - When will we see Beloko and Djordjevic? - Tomas Muller's effect on "Middle American" MLS - How to pronounce "Bukari" - What's Austin FC's worst eve...

Hello Friends! We are on time this week - is it because Mike has been getting influenced by watch ads on instagram? You'll never know! Today we're all about the boys, doing a recap of last week's match against DC United. We have FOUR (count 'em!) goal cellies to rate...but are they even worth rating? Then we've got some good socials sleuthing content including: Interpreting cryptic JimmyTime postsInterpreting cryptic Julio postsInterpreting locker room postesInterpreting early season ru...
(We accidentally uploaded the wrong file the first time, but it has now been fixed. Sorry!) This week Landon and Florida Man Jeremiah discuss Austin FC's big, fun win in DC, as well as some player links that may have fallen apart. Other questions and topics include: - Progress Texas event w/ Landon and Brad Stuver - What made the offense look so good? - Opportunities ahead to climb the table - Why Uzuni yelled at Dani after the goal - When Playing Out of the Back Goes Right - Bukari's growth ...

We're back again, this time with special guest Landon Cotham of Moontower Soccer fame! We did things a bit different this week without a match to review, giving a highlight reel recap of our All-Star Week experience in Austin! Expect a lot of big feelings from the three of us as we reflect on what having an All-Star Game in Austin meant, how cool it was to show off our city and our star player, and what happened across 5 days of soccer celebrations. Support the show
This week Landon and Mike accidentally made a very long episode (oops), so feel free to break it up into multiple listening sessions and/or use the timestamps to jump around. Questions and topics include: - All-Star Week Events Preview - Stuver's Laundry Project donations - Transfer rumor updates (29:30) - Austin linked with Serbian center back - Mateja Djordjevic scouting report - Palacios update - Deciphering the Dani Pereira reports - LA Galaxy match analysis (55:50) - Why the weird lineup...

It's been a wild, unhinged week in the AustinFCverse, and this episode of Swoontower maintains that vibe! We've got a lot to talk about! Revs draw at homeThe most outfit we've seen all yearGalaxy stomping in CarsonGilhairmay BeerCelly RatingsSocial Media StandoutsLaundry Project Fundraiser (just money, not stuff!) Sat 7/19 3-5pm at Hopsquad!And as always, stick around til the end to find out the Man of Steph's Jersey! Support the show
This week Landon and Jeremiah the wild Open Cup match in San Jose, the deflating draw against the Revs, and some transfer rumors. Other questions and topics include: - Austin FC's (undeserved?) Open Cup win - All hail King Bradley - Did Desler deserve a red? - Penalty kick strategies - Vazquez's heartbreaking injury - What's going on with Robert Taylor? - Uzuni still cursed - Mentality lacked against New England - Is Obrian on the way out? - LA Galaxy preview - Join the Patreon - Free Ti...

We're back! And 12 hours late with the release this week, and so sorry about it! It takes everybody a bit of time after a vacation to get back into the swing of things and your Swoontower hosts are no different. That said, this week we've got a lot to talk about! Flood Relief Efforts (check @365thingsaustin for even more!)A fundraising tailgate!Match MoodsCelly RatingsSocial Media StandoutsAnd as always, stick around til the end to find out the Man of Steph's Jersey! Support the show
This week Landon and Jeremiah are joined by Mike to discuss the Diego Palacios rumors and play "Landon's Game". Other questions and topics include: - Kerr County Flood Relief Fund - Diego Palacios rumor - Does this mean Rodo doesn't care about 2025? - San Jose Open Cup preview (22:00) - New England Revolution Preview - "Landon's Game" (52:11) - Where did Brad Stuver play in college? - How many of Maxi Urruti's clubs can you name? - Join the Patreon - Free Ticket Giveaway by Sage Wilson Realty...

This week we're at the beach! You'll notice an explicit tag, because our LA-based guests used two curse words and I don't want anyone to feel bad playing this for their kids and be surprised by those words! I also put this in a tag at the beginning of the episode because I know that nobody reads show notes! This week, we talk about the boys! And LAFC coming to town! Are you reading this? Why? Support the show
This week Landon and Jeremiah discuss how Nicky Beloko fits into the team and break down the loss in Seattle. Other questions and topics include: - Jeremiah's boring dreams - Did the break hurt Austin? - Nicky Beloko scouting report - Analyzing defensive breakdowns - Why Landon isn't sold on Nico Figal - How many more moves will come this summer? - Whose minutes could Beloko take? - Highlights from the MLSPA Salary Drop - LAFC Preview (1:14:30) - Join the Patreon - Free Ticket Giveaway by Sag...

We missed y'all last week, but are back with vengeance to recap the RBNY match with so many goal cellies to rate! Then, we sneak up on Moontower listener questions to give our clone and superhero opinions, and spend some time on social media standouts from the international break, including: Double Disney tripsWorst dressed slanderALL STARSDon't forget to stick around to find out the Man of Steph's Jersey! Support the show
This week Landon and Jeremiah answer a bunch of listener questions and preview the Seattle Sounders match. Other questions and topics include: - Dog on the pitch!!! - MLS All-Star Week details - How would MLS Pro/Rel work? - Revisiting Austin FC Clone XI - Should Austin pick up Ilie's option? - Wolff vs Estevez in build up play - ATX players as track athletes - Which superheros would each player be? - "Robert Miller" lightning round - Seattle Sounder preview - Join the Patreon - Free Ticket G...
This week Landon and Jeremiah break down Austin's win against the Red Bulls and discuss the things that are finally coming together for this team. Other questions and topics include: - See Landon at the Podcast Creator Summit tonight! - "If we win tomorrow, that's called a winning streak" - Scroll through this post for the Owen photos - Austin FC fans make statement during match - Chemistry is finally building - Svatok and Pereira's big defensive games - We try to decide if Sabovic is good - ...
This week Landon and Jeremiah are joined by famed soccer broadcaster, Adrian Healey, to discuss the state of Austin FC and cover the latest news. Other questions and topics include: - See Landon at the Podcast Creator Summit - Would JB ever get tired of goals? - THAT locker room photo... - Mikkel Desler's importance - Players knew their roles in Colorado - The highs and lows of Vazquez and Bukari - WHY this team looks better without Uzuni - Adrian Healey's thought's on 2025 - Profile of Micka...

Today's episode starts with a recap of last week's match and away trip to San Diego: Sea DogsFit Checks (and coffee judgement)Match Moods (and why you should join an away trip)Then, we spend some time on social media standouts from the week, including: A2Toques Foundation's first eventBrad's letterSteph being a trivia monster (I'm so sorry Stef and Riley)We hash out how we're feeling mid season, then wrap up with a makeshift COL preview from Mike's research! Don't forget to stick around to fi...
This week Landon and Jeremiah do a mid-season check-in and discuss how Austin FC should move forward for the rest of the year. Other questions and topics include: - RSL and San Diego recaps - The attack continues to disappoint - Where is BHI? - Mid-Season Review - What's Austin's way forward? - Change tack or stay the course? - Can we still justify Uzuni starting? - Would this squad be better off under Wolff? - Kervin Andrade linked to Austin FC - Colorado Rapids Preview (1:05:57) - Join the ...

Today's episode starts with a recap of last week's matches against Minnesota and Real Salt Lake: The Forrest WizardFit Checks (a reprise of Father, Son, and Holy Spirit)Match MoodsThen, we get into our opponent spotlight for the week! Massive thank you to Tony Sanchez from SanDiego.Futbol - make sure to follow their work! We talk about: What San Diego's been up toWho we should keep an eye on this weekendSan Diego recs in and out of the stadium for everyone travelling!Don't forget to stick aro...
This week Landon and Jeremiah discuss the Open Cup win against Houston and the draw in Minnesota. Other questions and topics include: - Ilie explains Austin's ambition - Did we play better against Vancouver or Houston? - Bukari continues to perform in Houston win - Breaking down the Kolmanic goal - How do we feel about a point in Minnesota? - Open Cup scenarios - RSL and San Diego Previews (1:06:28) - Join the Patreon - Free Ticket Giveaway by Sage Wilson Realty - much more Moontower S...

Today's episode starts with a recap of last week's matches against Vancouver and the Houston Dynamo in the US Open Cup Matchscot interviewFit ChecksMatch MoodsSO MUCH SPICE!Social Media Standouts, feat: JimmyTimeSteaksThen, we get into our opponent spotlight for the week! Massive thank you to Dan and Matt of The Loony Bin Podcast - make sure to follow their work! We talk about: What Minnesota's been up to (killing it, tbh, on the field and on socials)Anything we might be able to hang our...
This week Landon and Jeremiah break down a 2-point week that could have been a 6-point week, and discuss the Bukari and Beloko transfer rumors. Other questions and topics include: - Comparing the Atlanta and Vancouver games - On pace for record low goal scoring - But is there reason for hope? - A fine line between "adjustments" and "tinkering" - Could Bukari really leave this summer? - Landon watched film on Nicky Beloko - Is Kevin de Bruyne really interested in Austin? - Houston Dynam...

Steph here, taking back the reins for show notes because this is a very serious podcast and I love moms. Today's episode starts with recaps of a TRIPLE match week: away @Cincinatti, home v Atlanta, and the Austin FC and Atlanta Unified team match at Q2! We cover: Katori, our matchscot who thankfully stayed home out of the heat this week! Make sure to look at all the cute pics of her though. Fit Checks (shout out Adrienne, and plumbers)Glossing over the bad stuff because it's our sh...
This week Landon and Jeremiah discuss what happened in Austin FC's 0-3 loss to Minnesota and preview the US Open Cup match against El Paso. Other questions and topics include: - Did the players deserve boos? - Actually, curses ARE real - Best 8 minutes of the season - Does Austin need a bad cop? - Cincinatti delivers another loss - Pedantic defensive debate - MLS Roster Profile update - Atlanta United Preview (1:11:55) - Vancouver Whitecaps Preview (1:19:22) - Join the Patreon - Free Ticket ...

Mike here, writing the show notes today; trying a new thing where in the title of the show I give it a click-baity headline! Did it work? Also, we never learned how to spell Cincinnatti. I know that's wrong. Today's episode starts with recaps of last week's match against MNUFC and our US Open Cup match against El Paso: MatchscotsFit ChecksCurse Talk!Glossing over the bad stuff because it's our show and we can!Captain Stuff Social Media Standouts, feat: A Biro Interview from Pitchs...
This week Landon and Jeremiah discuss what happened in Austin FC's 0-3 loss to Minnesota and preview the US Open Cup match against El Paso. Other questions and topics include: - Join the Patreon - Should Austin revert to more defensive tactics? - Nico's toxic positivity - A smart person says we're smart - How does Desler affect this offense? - How Austin concedes goals in 2025 - Stuver's worst mistake ever? - Will we get an attacking mid this summer? - El Paso Locomotive preview (1:04:25) - ...

Today's episode starts with a recap of last week's rematch against Houston Dynamo ShOwen HeartMissed ConnectionsCaptain Stuff in the post-game presserSocial Media Standouts, feat: Austin 40 Under 40 nominees Brad Stuver and Trennis Jones100 Guys vs 1 GorillaRobert Taylor Full Introduction4ATX stuff!-- Then, we get into our opponent spotlight for the week! Massive thank you to Dan and Matt of The Loony Bin Podcast - make sure to follow their work! We talk about: The Loons' recent formNati...
This week Jeremiah and Steph break down Austin FC's 2-0 loss against the Dynamo and answer some listener questions. Other questions and topics include: - Join the Patreon and be part of the community that got Landon to dye his hair green! - Houston Road Trip vibes - Dani Pereira injury non-updates - What's the deal with Ilie not always starting? - Robert Taylor Transfer News - Minnesota Preview - Did we let Seba go too soon? - Join the Patreon - much more Moontower Soccer is brought to you...

Today's episode starts with a NEW BOY ALERT!!! and then digs into a recap of last week's match against the LA Galaxy: Curses(post)Match MoodsGoal Celly RatingSocial Media Standouts-- Then, we get into our opponent spotlight for the week! Massive thank you to our special guests for providing their nuanced and level headed takes. -- and as always, stick around 'til the end to find out The Man of Steph's Jersey! Support the show
This week Landon and Jeremiah break down Austin FC's 1-0 win against the Galaxy and answer some listener questions. Other questions and topics include: - Join the Patreon and give Landon green hair - Anaya family GoFundMe - How the formation change helped Austin win - A thesis on luck and chance - Vazquez's redemption arc - Chaotic ending - Transfer window closing - Houston Dynamo Preview (1:11:15) - Listener Questions - Free Ticket Giveaway by Sage Wilson Realty - Join the Patreon - much mo...

Today's episode starts with a recap of last week's rematch against Vancouver Whitecaps Mouse-capades north of the borderGoal Celly RatingsMatch MoodSocial Media Standouts, feat: a special font review-- Then, we get into our opponent spotlight for the week! Massive thank you to Michelle and Christian of Simply Soccer Podcast - make sure to follow their work! We talk about: The Galaxy's recent formNational MLS perspective versus the local nuanced vibes around the clubPlayers to keep an eye onWh...
This week Landon and Jeremiah discuss Austin FC's monumental defeat and what we learned from it. Other questions and topics include: - Pics of the Patreon gifts! - Join the Patreon here - Analyzing what the f*** happened - How Vancouver created their own luck - Thoughts on press conference statements - Is the blueprint out on Austin? - Stuver saves a penalty (and a mouse) - "I shat and I missed it!" - LA Galaxy Preview (1:05:01) - Free Ticket Giveaway by Sage Wilson Realty - Join the Patreon ...

Today's episode starts with a recap of last week's rematch against Portland Matchscot: Lance! Adopt this perfect zoomie angel.Ascot 'Fit Check!Match MoodsSocial Media Standouts, feat: pillows, bags, and a small putter boy-- Then, we get into our opponent spotlight for the week! Massive thank you to Michael McColl of AFTN - make sure to follow their work in print and in podcast! We talk about: Vancouver's recent formNational MLS perspective versus the local nuanced vibes around the clubPlayers...
This week Landon and Mike discuss Austin FC's home draw against the Portland TImbers, then preview next weekend's trip to Vancouver. Other questions and topics include: - Check out the new Patreon gifts! - "Humans desire always what they don't have" - What is Austin FC's ceiling? - How small mistakes stacked up - Questionable refereeing - Center back appreciation - Do we need another fullback? - Vancouver Whitecaps Preview (1:08:57) - Free Ticket Giveaway by Sage Wilson Realty - much mo...

Today's episode starts with a recap of last week's match against St Louis CITYYYYY SC: Matchscot: None, Adopt A Dog And Tell Us About It!Travel Fit Check!Match Moods, feat: A Very Special Hallmark Movie PitchGoal Celly RatingSocial Media Standouts-- Then, we get into our opponent spotlight for the week! Massive thank you to Sam Svilar of Stumptown Footy - make sure to follow their work in print and in podcast! We talk about: Portland 2025 - Phil Neville, Youth, and the Eternal Truths of Felip...
This week Landon and Jeremiah discuss Austin FC's third straight win away in St. Louis, and preview their second match of the season against the Portland TImbers. Other questions and topics include: - Austin maintains 2nd place in West - Winning ugly vs Losing pretty - Is Wolff the 10 we needed? - Myrto Uzuni sees everything - How we score more with this strategy - Be brave with your egg - ATX Academies in the GA Cup - Portland Timbers Preview (59:30) - Free Ticket Giveaway by Sage Wilson Re...

Today's episode starts with a recap of last week's match against San Diego FC: Matchscot: Semper Fi & OorahTee-Shirt Week on the Great Austin FC 'Fit OffMatch Moods, feat: Greg v VerdisimoGoal Celly*S*Social Media Standouts-- Then, we get into our opponent spotlight for the week! Massive thank you to Annamaria Lu of the City FC Report - make sure to follow their work in print and in podcast! We talk about: St Louis City & their new dad (spoiler: he's the sexy lumberjack)SCANDALS AND S...
This week Landon and Jeremiah discuss Austin FC's counter-attack heavy win against San Diego, and preview the next away game in St. Louis. Other questions and topics include: - A reminder of why we love soccer - Are we a counter-attacking team now? - Brandon Vazquez gets his first goal - Owen Wolff's impact - Estevez's defensive strategy - Leo Vaisanen sold to Sweden - ATX International roundup - How many ATX players will be All-Stars? - St Louis City Preview (1:12:50) - Free Ticket Giveaway ...

Today's episode starts with a recap of last week's match against LAFC, featuring SPECIAL GUEST JEREMIAH BENTLEY OF MOONTOWER SOCCER! 'Fit Checks (including an update on Beats-Gate, an entirely fabricated drama!)Match MoodsVibe checksSocial Media Standouts-- Then, we get into our opponent spotlight for the week! Massive thank you to Tony from SanDiego.Futbol - their work in the San Diego area covering all the soccer happening in the region is so important! We talk about: SDFC's arrival i...
This week Landon and Mike analyze Austin FC's defensive strategy in their away win against LAFC. Other questions and topics include: - Moontower shirt in the stands in LA! - Why was Austin's defense so effective? - Why we're not that worried about the offense - Why Owen started on the right - Spoiler alert for Tuesday's "special announcement" - Leo Vaisanen leaving for Sweden? (1:13:59) - What that means for Austin FC - San Diego FC Preview (1:27:42) - Free Ticket Giveaway by Sage Wilson...

Today's episode starts with a recap of last week's match against Colorado, featuring: Interview with Stella'Fit Checks (including an injured-but-not-in-style Julio!)Match Moods (some love for Verdisimo!)Short Shorts!Our newest bench bffs-- Then, we get into our opponent spotlight for the week! Massive thank you to Travis, Darren, and Vince from Happy Foot Sad Foot - they're incredible and we had so much fun recording this spotlight. We talk about: Vince's perspective on tacticsNational ...
This week Landon and Jeremiah break down another annoying loss against the Colorado Rapids, and are then joined by Apple TV's Max Bretos to preview the LAFC match. Other questions and topics include: - A "good" match but still no goals - How do we feel and are we right? - Assessing the ref's decisions - Uzuni's surprise start - ATX needs to control more game phases - Austin FC II start strong - How much GAM does Austin have? - Missing players during FIFA window - LAFC Preview w/ Max Bretos (1...

Today's episode starts with a brief recap of last week's away match in Portland and some Social Media standouts including: Our coach with a dog! Dani sounds! Smelling Salts! -- Then, we get into our opponent spotlight for the week! Massive thank you to Matt with BurgundyWave for coming on to share his thoughts about our Saturday night matchup. We talk about: National MLS perspective versus the local nuanced vibes around the RapidsPlayers to keep an eye onIf it's too early to panic yetFi...
This week Landon and Jeremiah analyze Austin FC's annoying loss in Portland and preview Saturday's home match against the Colorado Rapids. Other questions and topics include: - Is it too early to panic? - Not the horseshoe, but equally ineffective - How Bukari can be more effective - Is it really a 4-4-2? - Ok, NOW it's a 4-4-2 - Uzuni's lackluster debut - Positive defensive adjustments - How will Nico adjust against Colorado? - Colorado Rapids Preview (52:23) - Free Ticket Giveaway by Sag...

Today's supersized episode starts with an exciting recap of our 1-0 home opener against SKC! We cover: An interview with the softest dog ever, Cino!The STUNNING lewks of Coat-Fest 2025The first goal celly of the season!Social Media Stand Outs-- Then, we get into our opponent spotlight for the week! Massive thank you to Sam from Stumptown Footy for coming on to share his thoughts about our Saturday night matchup in Portland. We talk about: National MLS perspective versus the local nuance...
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