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Christian Pulisic’s red-hot form at AC Milan has fans asking: is he the best player in Serie A right now? Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros also cover Arsenal’s controversial win over Newcastle, Liverpool and Chelsea’s setbacks, Manchester United’s Amorim dilemma, plus big derby drama in Madrid and New York.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down LAFC’s hot run of form since acquiring Son Heung-Min, and what it could mean for the club as we head into the playoffs. Next, they recap USMNT activity across Europe, including which striker abroad is staking his claim to be the national team’s #9. Later, they react to some of the biggest news in world soccer, including Harry Kane’s possible return to Tottenham, Ousmane Dembélé’s Ballon d’Or win, and more.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Arsenal’s 1-1 draw vs. Manchester City on Sunday. Was it a point gained or two points dropped for the Gunners? Next, Christian and Alexis recap their time in Kansas City for the Premier League Fan Fest. They also react to other major results in the Premier League, including Chelsea’s shocking loss to a struggling Manchester United. Later, they recap the KC Current’s latest win, which clinched the NWSL Shield.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Liverpool’s late win over Atlético Madrid — their fourth such victory this season. Are Liverpool really that good, or are they just riding their luck? Next, they welcome USWNT and Portland Thorns star Sam Coffey to discuss her rising career. Later, they react to the New England Revolution’s decision to sack Caleb Porter and debate whether Jim Curtin would be a good fit for the club.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Inter Miami’s inconsistent form over the past month and what it could mean for the club heading into the playoffs. Has the Inter Miami project been a failure? Then, they break down what’s going wrong at Manchester United and whether Ruben Amorim is the right fit for the club. Later, they react to Lamine Yamal’s mysterious “pubic” injury in another hilarious edition of “Oh For Real!?”.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to the USMNT’s big win over Japan and discuss what Mauricio Pochettino’s new tactical formation could mean for the team. They also dive into Nottingham Forest’s recent coaching change and wrap up with the latest stories from World Cup qualifiers around the world.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to the USMNT’s 2-0 friendly win over Japan. They break down the performance, including Folarin Balogun’s impact at striker, and evaluate the September international window. Plus, they highlight standout players and discuss their current level of confidence in the USMNT under Mauricio Pochettino.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros discuss Inter Miami CF’s recent crash out, recap their trip to the Bundesliga in Germany, break down transfer moves and react to breaking news from Tottenham.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros talk with former MLS player Chris Wingert about his time in the league playing with soccer legends, his MLS Cup win and his time now as an agent.

The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros talk about the USMNT’s rising stars and who worry them, give their Rápido Reactions to the most recent headlines in soccer and interview Jayden Nelson.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down Son Heung-Min’s impressive MLS debut and why Christian may already be wrong about his impact. They also react to the Premier League’s opening weekend with some bold overreactions—will Manchester United improve, or is it déjà vu? Finally, the duo celebrates 10 years of The Cooligans with heartfelt messages and reflections on their journey.

Christian Polanco and Stefano Fusaro preview the Premier League season ahead of the 2025–26 opening weekend. They also respond to Christian Pulisic and Tim Weah’s reaction to recent criticism. Later, they bring back Rápido Reactions to break down the latest global football news, including a hidden skill from Benjamin Šeško.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros welcome USMNT and MLS legend Marcelo Balboa to discuss his soccer journey, including his decision to return to the U.S. to help launch Major League Soccer in 1996. They also revisit his experience during the 1994 World Cup and ask if the 2026 tournament can compare. Marcelo weighs in on criticism from former USMNT players and shares why Christian Pulisic deserves some grace.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down Son Heung-Min’s arrival at LAFC and what it could mean for Major League Soccer both on and off the field. They also reflect on his time at Tottenham and the legacy he leaves behind. Later, they recap Phase One of the Leagues Cup and react to the tournament’s best moments so far. Finally, they discuss the news that Benjamin Šeško has chosen Manchester United over Newcastle.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros bring on soccer broadcasting legend Andrés Cantor to chat about all things soccer. The guys revisit the 2022 World Cup Final and talk with Andrés about how the greatest moment of his career was also his most challenging. They also explore Andrés’ journey in broadcasting and how he eventually passed down his love for the game to his son, Nico. Later, Andrés shares some of his favorite memories of the late Grant Wahl as they remember the beloved soccer journalist.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros analyze Thomas Müller's move to the Vancouver Whitecaps and its potential impact on their title aspirations. Could this acquisition push them past Inter Miami as MLS Cup favorites? They also break down Jermaine Jones’ claim that his 2014 return to MLS wasn’t his choice, raising the question of whether the league should revisit some of its policies—especially the discovery rights rule. Finally, the hosts react to a heartwarming moment: the England women’s national team surprising head coach Sarina Wiegman with a performance by Burna Boy during their Euro celebration.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros bring on USMNT legend Landon Donovan and break down a controversial summer of soccer for the USMNT. Landon tells us why he took issue with Christian Pulisic missing the Gold Cup and what he would have done differently. Christian and Alexis then break down the Women’s UEFA Euros Final and how England overcame Spain. Later, Christian and Alexis react to MLS suspending Lionel Messi for missing the All-Star Game. Was this the right move?

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros bring on Colorado Rapids & USMNT defender Reggie Cannon to discuss his recent court win over Portuguese Club. Reggie describes the trials and tribulations that came with his time in Europe and why he decided to ultimately make the move back MLS. Christian and Alexis then preview the UEFA Women’s EURO Final between Spain and England. Later, Christian and Alexis react to transfers around the World, including Matt Turner’s failed deal with Lyon.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down the transfer window so far and give us their winners and losers as we pass the halfway point of the European transfer window. Have Liverpool been the clear winners or do Chelsea have a reason to be optimistic? Christian and Alexis then recap a busy weekend in Major League Soccer. Inter Miami continue their dominance of the Red Bulls but Messi steals the headlines with his insane goal that left the Red Bulls goalkeeper embarrassed. Later, Christian and Alexis preview the Women’s EURO semifinals including who their favorites are to win it all.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down Liverpool’s busy summer including their rumored move for either Alexander Isak or Hugo Ekitike. Can a new striker on top of the 200 million euros they’ve already spent put them amongst the other European giants? Christian and Alexis then recap a busy week in Major League Soccer. The boys break down Inter Miami’s reported move for Rodrigo De Paul and whether or not this will help Inter Miami and Lionel Messi contend for an MLS Cup. Later, Christian and Alexis take a look back at Lamine Yamal’s birthday and all the drama that surrounded the event.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Chelsea’s 3-0 victory over PSG in the Club World Cup Final. Christin and Alexis then talk the other major players for Chelsea in the CWC, including they new signing Joao Pedro. Later, Christian and Alexis recap the entire tournament and tell us whether this iteration of the Club World Cup was a success or not.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros bring on legendary USMNT Goalkeeper Brad Friedel to chat all things USMNT including their current roster questions at striker and goalkeeper. Brad Friedel explains why patience is necessary as Pochettino change the culture with the USMNT. Christian and Alexis then break down the most recent results in the Club World Cup, including PSG’s annihilation of Real Madrid! Later, Christian and Alexis break down all the newest updates behind Thomas Partey’s recent arrest and why it took so long for a 4 year investigation to reach this conclusion.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to the USMNT’s 2-1 loss to Mexico in the Gold Cup Final. Where are the boys’ confidence level for the squad and the head coach after the USMNT’s last competitive match before the World Cup? Christian and Alexis then break down the major moments of the game including a handball in the box by Mexico that wasn’t given as a penalty. Later, Christian and Alexis give us their final prognosis for the national team as the summer international window comes to a close.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to the USMNT’s shaky semifinal win over Guatemala. The boys talk Diego Luna, who impressed once again, scoring both goals for the Stars and Stripes. Christian and Alexis then chat Matt Freese’s performance in goal and whether it raised or lowered his stock. Later, Christian and Alexis preview the Final and give us their thoughts on the USMNT’s Gold Cup performance so far.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros chat with New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy as they preview the 2026 World Cup. The boys talk all things New Jersey as the state gets ready to host the 2026 World Cup Final at MetLife Stadium next summer. Governor Murphy then addresses safety concerns for fans around the world and in this country in the midst of an uncertain political climate ahead of this World Cup. Later, Christian and Alexis get to know Governor Murphy better and play their favorite game: Promotion or Relegation?

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to the USMNT’s dramatic quarterfinal win over Costa Rica. They talk the good they saw including Malik Tillman’s masterful performance and Matt Freese’s magic in the penalty shootout. Christian and Alexis then also break down some poor performances from the likes of Patrick Agyemang and Max Arfsten and what that means for the duo ahead of the team’s semifinal against Guatemala. Later, Christian and Alexis preview the USMNT’s semifinal against Guatemala and what we can expect ahead of another huge knockout game.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros bring on Yahoo Sports writer Henry Bushnell to break down the USMNT’s Gold Cup quarterfinal matchup against Costa Rica. Christian and Alexis then recap the Club World Cup as the group stage comes to an end. Inter Miami impress in their group and advance to the knockout rounds, however other MLS teams didn’t have the same luck. Later, Christian and Alexis update you all on what they’ve been upto in the wonderful world of soccer, including Fanatics Fest and the Steve Nash Showdown!

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down the USMNT’s Gold Cup group stage and hand Mauricio Pochettino a grade so far. Alexis then chats with PSG’s David Butler all about PSG’s Champions League win. Later, Christian and Alexis react to the latest transfer rumors and give us their take on each move.

Christian Polanco and Christine Cupo discuss which USMNT players should consider moves away from their clubs ahead of next year’s World Cup. Where should players like Gio Reyna and Yunus Musah go and should Christian Pulisic consider a move as well? Christian and Christine then give us their USMNT overreactions dependent on if they win or lose against Saudi Arabia. They also break down Juventus’ recent visit to the White House and Tim Weah’s comments afterwards. Later, Christian and Christine break down the most recent USWNT roster ahead of their summer friendlies.

The boys react to Mauricio Pochettino’s fiery words for the players missing from his roster. Is there officially a rift between Pulisic and Pochettino? They also recap the USMNT’s 5-0 win over Trinidad and Tobago and what the major takeaways are from their Gold Cup win. Christian and Alexis then recap the opening weekend of the Club World Cup. Inter Miami and Seattle Sounders both failed to win their opening matches, are MLS salary cap rules holding them back? Later, Christian and Alexis react to the major transfer news and rumors.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down the USMNT’s current issues as the World Cup is now only one year away. Is the panic meter rising on this team? Christian and Alexis then react to Christian Pulisic’s breaking his silence on why he’s missing from the USMNT roster this summer. Did his comments hurt or help his cause? Later, Christian and Alexis break down a fun and jam packed Club World Cup in the USA starting on June 14th. Who will be the surprise team of the tournament? Who will win it all?

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down the USMNT’s loss to Turkey and why it might be time to worry about Mauricio Pochettino as the USMNT’s head coach. Christian and Alexis then react to Landon Donovan’s recent comments about the players absent from the USMNT squad ahead of the Gold Cup. Later, Christian and Alexis give us their Champions League perspectives for some teams making their way back to the competition. How will the likes of Tottenham, Newcastle, Napoli & others fare next season?

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros give us their MLS midseason awards including team of the season, MVP, Newcomer of the Year and more! Does Messi deserve MLS MVP so far? Christian and Alexis finish up their MLS midseason awards. Who is their Young Player of the Year? Have the LA Galaxy or Atlanta United been the bigger disappointment so far? Later, Christian and Alexis react to the latest USMNT roster change that sees Sergiño Dest join a group of USMNT stars that will be missing this Gold Cup.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros look ahead after Saturday’s Champions League final and give us every top Champions League club’s major need going into next season. How can Real Madrid, Barcelona or Liverpool find their way back at the top? Can PSG win back-to-back titles? Christian and Alexis then recap a weekend around MLS including LAFC’s comeback win against Club America to clinch their spot in the Club World Cup. As Inter Miami continue their hot streak, is Messi gaining form at the right time? Later, Christian and Alexis bring back Rápido Reactions and recap the latest news in the summer transfer window including Cristiano Ronaldo’s next landing spot, Kevin De Bruyne’s move to Italy and more!

Christian Polanco and Stefano Fusaro break down the Champions League final right after the game’s conclusion and talk the main talking points from the match. What does PSG’s first ever Champions League title mean for the club? Christian and Stefano then talk about the midfield battle and how PSG dominated the game from the middle of the field. They also talk about Desire Doue’s coming of age performance and how he has announced himself on the biggest of stages. Christian and Stefano then chat the future of each club and their overall thoughts on this year’s Champions League campaign.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros preview the Champions League Final between Inter Milan and PSG this Saturday. Who has the advantage? Who do the boys think will come out on top? Christian and Alexis then give team perspectives for all 20 premier league teams ahead of next season. Are we seeing the fall of Manchester United’s empire? Later, Christian and Alexis recap the midweek MLS games. Also, the Galaxy lose again and make history in a bad way, tying the record for a winless streak in Major League Soccer.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros give us their European season superlatives including their teams of the season. They also best transfer, biggest disappointment and best moment. Christian and Alexis then dole out their end of season awards including Player, Manager and Young Player of the season. Later, Christian and Alexis tell us their favorite celebration and kit of the season.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Tottenham’s win over Manchester United to lift the Europa League Trophy. Is Ruben Amorim the right guy to lead Man United? Christian and Alexis then react to the full USMNT Gold Cup roster. They give us their biggest snubs, players to watch, team expectations and much more. Later, Christian and Alexis give Lo Labonta her flowers after she finally received her first USWNT call-up!

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Crystal Palace winning their first ever trophy alongside Bologna & Newcastle ending trophy droughts. Has Financial Fair Play leveled the field and fixed soccer? Christian and Alexis break down the drama with LAFC’s Mark Delgado receiving last season’s MLS Championship ring and why MLS teams shouldn’t make trades with their rivals. Later, Christian and Alexis bring back Rápido Reactions and react to the latest transfer news and rumors across Europe.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to the midweek slate of MLS fixtures including another bad defensive performance from Inter Miami! Christian and Alexis then chat with MLS reporter & analyst Michele Giannone ahead of the Hudson River Derby between NYCFC and New York Red Bulls. Later, Christian and Alexis react to Ashlyn Harris’ latest podcast appearance on another edition of Run that Back.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros chat with Los Angeles Galaxy General Manager Will Kuntz as the team continues their early season slump. Kuntz reveals why the Galaxy are going through their winless start and what they can do to turn things around. Can Kuntz and the Galaxy make a playoff push? Will there be a way to change rules so that we can see dynasties in MLS?

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Inter Milan’s entertaining 2-leg win over Barcelona in the Champions League Semifinal. Was the tie the most entertaining CL semifinal ever? Christian and Alexis then break down the other Champions League semifinal as PSG eliminated Arsenal. Later, Christian and Alexis recap the news that LAFC and Club America will face off on May 31st with the winner securing a spot in the Club World Cup!

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to the LA Galaxy’s latest loss which still leaves them winless this MLS season. What is going on with the Galaxy and who is to blame for their abysmal form? Christian and Alexis then bring on Professional Referee Organization referees Natalie Simon and Alyssa Nichols to chat why they became refs and how VAR helps or hurts their jobs. Later, Christian and Alexis then react to the latest news around soccer in another edition of Rápido Reactions including Harry Kane’s first trophy, Trent Alexander-Arnold’s awkward goodbye & EA FC’s newest cover athlete.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down both Champions League semi-final matchups including Lamine Yamal’s sensational performance against Inter Milan. Is he the best player in the world? Christian and Alexis then bring on Everton forward Iliman Ndiaye to chat his season with the club ahead of their summer tour in America. Later, Christian and Alexis react to Inter Miami’s shocking exit out of the to the CONCACAF Champions Cup & why MLS’ salary cap rules might be hurting their roster.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Liverpool clinching their 20th English league title, tied for the most of all-time. How did Arne Slot get it all so right in his first season at the helm? Christian and Alexis chat with CBS Sports’ Lisa Carlin about NWSL adding a 2nd division and why it might not be a good idea. Later, Christian and Alexis break down Wrexham’s third promotion in a row.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros bring on Liverpool fan and comedian Alex Falcone to chat all things comedy, soccer and his viral skit, “Is it a scam? Yep!” Christian and Alexis chat Alex Falcone’s Liverpool fandom and why he thinks refereeing and home field advantage are the biggest scam in soccer. Later, Christian and Alexis chat with Alex about why promotion & relegation would be awesome for soccer. They also take a look at the “Costco Guys” Tik Tok videos and get Alex’s immediate reaction.

The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Arsenal’s two-leg domination over Real Madrid. Has Mikel Arteta proven Arsenal belong? What’s next for Carlo Ancelotti and Real Madrid? Christian and Alexis then recap every other Champions League tie as well as give us their CL power rankings ahead of the Semi-Finals. Later, Christian and Alexis bring back Rápido Reactions and recap the latest news including Kylan Mbappe’s suspension, Kevin De Bruyne’s next destination & Virgil Van Dijk’s new contract.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to the news that MLS voted down the possibility of moving to the European calendar after the 2026 World Cup. Is this a missed opportunity for the league to expand their fanbase by immediately following the World Cup? Christian and Alexis then give us their thoughts on Ruben Amorim benching Andre Onana over the weekend. Later, Christian and Alexis break down the newest Italian gambling probe that includes the UMSNT’s own Weston McKennie.