The Cooligans

The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Kevin De Bruyne’s announcement that he will be leaving Manchester City this summer. Could De Bruyne be joining Lionel Messi in MLS? The boys sure think so. Christian and Alexis then break down why the LA Galaxy have had such a bad start to the season just months after winning MLS cup and why it has to do with MLS’ salary cap rules. Later, Christian and Alexis break down the USWNT’s domination of Brazil & Trinity Rodman’s return to the national team that included a great goal and an even better celebration.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Gabriel Magalhães’ season ending hamstring injury. As the hamstring injuries start to pile up for Arsenal, is there a real medical issue with the club? Christian and Alexis then welcome on Chicago Fire midfielder, Kellyn Acosta, to chat the MLS season as well as his current partnership with the LOTTO brand. Later, Christian and Alexis look back at some hilarious videos around the soccer world in another edition of Run that Back. The boys react to Jose Mourinho attacking a rival manager as well as Ederson revealing his match day superstition.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to another busy and entertaining MLS weekend. Christian and Alexis then welcome on Yahoo Finance contributor, Joe Pompliano, who breaks down the finances behind the growth of MLS since the arrival of Lionel Messi. Later, Christian and Alexis react to news around the world in another edition of Rápido Reactions including Josh Sargent’s run at Norwich, Kylan Mbappe’s non-free kick goal & who the last Club World Cup participant will be.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros bring on comedian and lifelong soccer fan Shane Todd. Shane compares playing soccer in America to Europe and why he loves playing in Philadelphia. The boys also chat about the growth of MLS as a league and why maybe American fans shouldn’t try to be like European fans. Shane also tells us how he became a Manchester United fan and why he’s enjoying the soap opera that is Man United.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to back-to-back embarrassing losses for the USMNT in the Nations League. Where are the USMNT on the panic meter and can these issues be fixed before the World Cup? Christian and Alexis then react to some comments from their USL promotion/relegation chat from last week. Later, Christian and Alexis recap the major storylines from a busy MLS weekend.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros preview the USMNT’s upcoming nations league semi-final against Panama. Christian and Alexis then react to the bombshell news that USL will be introducing promotion and relegation to all three of their divisions starting the 2027/28 season. Later, Christian and Alexis bring on West Ham legend Anton Ferdinand ahead of the club’s summer trip to American to play in the Premier League summer series.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros eact to major MLS and NWSL storylines over the weekend including Lionel Messi and Inter Miami beating Atlanta United on Sunday, getting revenge for their playoff loss to to the same team last season. Christian and Alexis then bring on Austin FC midfielder Dani Pereira to preview the MLS season as well as chat his journey to becoming a pro. Later, Christian and Alexis recap Newcastle’s historic Carabao Cup final win over Liverpool that ended a 70 year trophy drought for the club.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Real Madrid’s controversial Champions League win against inner-city rival, Atletico Madrid. The boys debate whether or not Julian Alvarez’s double tap penalty should have counted or not. Christian and Alexis then bring on Portland Thorns forward Deyna Castellanos to preview the upcoming NWSL season as well as her show us her new signature shoe. Later, Christian and Alexis break down the USMNT’s march roster, including a couple of surprise additions.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Arsenal’s draw against Manchester United that effectively ends the title race in March. Christian and Alexis then bring on KC Current midfielder and celebration queen, Lo’Eau Labonta to preview the upcoming NWSL season as well as her incredible in-game celebrations. Later, Christian and Alexis break down another MLS weekend including the LA Galaxy making history already this season, but in a bad way.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros recap Real Madrid’s impressive performance against cross town rivals, Atletico Madrid, including Brahim Diaz’s incredible solo goal. Christian and Alexis then react to the other marquee Champions League games this week, including Alisson’s heroic effort in goal to give Liverpool an unlikely win over PSG. Later, Christian and Alexis break down a Marta award worth goal from Jacqui Ovalle in Liga MX Femenile.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to the Houston Dynamo’s public apology after Lionel Messi was absent from their game. Should MLS try to market the sport outside of Messi to fans? Christian and Alexis then chat with for 2010 World Cup USMNT midfielder, Ricardo Clark, about his transition from MLS star to MLS NEXT head coach. Later, Christian and Alexis bring back Rápido Reactions and react to Manchester United’s struggles & La Liga’s tight title race.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros debate whether or not Mohamed Salah deserves more Ballon d’Or buzz as he continues his record-breaking season. They also react to Barcelona and Atletico Madrid’s thrilling 8-goal draw in the first leg of the Copa del Rey. Christian and Alexis then chat with Executive Producers of the Apple TV docuseries, Onside, about the show and what fans can expect. Later, Christian and Alexis break down Lionel Messi receiving a fine for violent conduct against an NYCFC assistant coach after Inter Miami’s loss.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros discuss the biggest headlines from the start of the MLS season, including controversy surrounding NYCFC and Inter Miami, Liverpool being in the driver’s seat for the Premier League championship and their sit-down with Galaxy head coach Greg Vanney.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down the biggest UCL results of the week and are joined by Steve Cangialosi & Keaton Parks to preview the 2025 MLS season.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Jude Bellingham’s red card in La Liga after a misunderstanding of words with the referee. Also, the boys break down Manchester United’s problems as their torrid season continues. Christian and Alexis hen chat with FC Cincinnati defender Matt Miazga as well as Head Coach Pat Noonan ahead of the team’s upcoming MLS season. Later, Christian and Alexis react to the latest MLS news including Lucho Acosta’s move to FC Dallas and Toronto FC’s Lorenzo Insigne dilemma.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros recap Champions League action including Real Madrid’s stunning comeback against Man City. Christians and Alexis then chat with Inter Miami forward, Fafa Picault, ahead of his first season as Lionel Messi’s teammate in MLS. Later, Christian and Alexis react USL’s shocking announcement that they will be launching a top tier soccer division in 2026 and what that may mean for the American soccer landscape.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros bring on Queens’ 21st district Councilman, Francisco Moya, to chat about his important role in bringing NYCFC’s new soccer stadium to Queens. Moya also discusses his fandom for Barcelona and his experiences supporting the club including meeting club president, Joan Laporta, and Barca legend, Lionel Messi.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros bring on former Portland Timbers head coach, Gio Savarese, to chat his experience as a head coach as well as the growth of the league on the eve of it’s 30th anniversary. Later, Christian and Alexis bring on MLS Cup winning Columbus Crew head coach, Wilfried Nancy, to chat his coaching style as well as what he looks for in potential players.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down Arsenal’s convincing win and the impact their teenage duo had on the game. They also react to Marcus Rashford’s loan to Aston Villa and how this can revitalize his career. Christian and Alexis then chat with Emil Forsberg about his first season in MLS and the experience of being in “onside”, Apple TV’s newest documentary on the 2024 MLS season. Later, Christian and Alexis chat some big MLS news including Cucho Hernandez’s shock transfer to Real Betis.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down the conclusion of the new Champions League format and whether it’s proven better or worse than before. Christian and Alexis then chat with Luis Miguel Echegaray about his new book, “Messi Mania”. Later, Christian and Alexis bring back Rápido Reactions and discuss some more moves in this transfer window including Neymar’s return home and John Duran’s shock move to Al Nassr.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Ruben Amorim’s latest quotes on Marcus Rashford situation, including Amorim’s comments he would start Manchester United’s goalkeeper coach ahead of Rashford right now. The boys also chat Miles Lewis-Skelly’s controversial red card and the part VAR may have played in it.

Christian and Alexis recap Champions League match day 7 including Manchester City’s collapse against PSG. Then, Christian and Alexis take a look at all the fun hijinks from the USMNT’s win over Costa Rica including a bathroom break for Mauricio Pochettino & an uncensored postgame interview. Later, Christian andAlexis bring back Rápido Reactions and grade all the major transfers so far this window.

Christian Polanco and John Shin talk about the struggles from Manchester United this season, Everton finally defeating Tottenham at home, Arsenal dropping critical points and Taylor Twellman joins the show to discuss the upcoming MLS season.

Christian and Christine react to Arsenal’s win over Tottenham in the North London Derby, including Leandro Trossard’s move that broke Pedro Porro’s ankles! They also break down the latest with Lazio and their disgraced falconer, Juan Bernabe. Then, Christian and Christine bring on Canada WNT Head Coach Casey Stoney to chat her new job. They also delve into her past with the San Diego Wave and ask how Canada can get past their recent drone scandal. Later, Christian and Christine react to MLS news including reports that Neymar is in talks to join the Chicago Fire!

Christian and Alexis react to a busy weekend in European soccer including Barcelona destruction of Real Madrid in the Spanish Super Cup final. They also break down what’s wrong with Arsenal after their FA Cup loss to Manchester United and whether or not Mikel Arteta is now on the hot seat. Then, Christian and Alexis chat MLS and NWSL offseason news including Jaedyn Shaw’s trade to the North Carolina Courage. Later, bring back Rápido Reactions to react to some of the current January transfer rumors.

Christian and Alexis bring on USMNT legend Tony Meola and Apple TV Keith Costigan to chat the state of MLS ahead of the 2025 season. Then, Christian and Alexis have 19 season MLS veteran Dax McCarty join the show to look back at a decorated career that includes beating Messi. Later, Christian and Alexis eact to news in Europe including West Ham sacking head coach Julen Lopetegui as well as Tottenham and Newcastle taking the lead in their Carabao Cup semifinal ties.

Christian and Alexis react to Liverpool’s shocking draw against Manchester United. Then, Christian and Alexis recap all the other big matches around Europe including Arsenal’s draw to Brighton and Real Madrid’s comeback against Valencia. Later, Christian and Alexis react to the weekend’s viral soccer moments in Run That Back.

Christian and Alexis break down Barcelona’s current registration issues with Dani Olmo and why it may result in him leaving the club. Then, Christian and Alexis recap all the MLS offseason news including two head coach hirings and some big transfer news. Later, Christian and Alexis bring back Rápido Reactions to give us some potential January transfers for struggling club across Europe.

Christian and Alexis react to Chelsea’s shock last minute loss to Fulham. Then, Christian and Alexis break down the other Boxing Day fixtures including Liverpool’s win to Leicester City. Later, Christian and Alexis give a few premier league clubs some resolutions for 2025.

Christian and Alexis break down Arsenal’s Carabao Cup win over Crystal Palace & Trinity Rodman’s comments about her father, Dennis Rodman. Then, Christian and Alexis bring on athlete artist, Carling Jackson, who discusses the art she’s created for athletes and how painting became her passion. Later, Christian and Alexis bring back bring back Rápido Reactions and react to Vini Jr., Mykhailo Mudryk & more.

Christian and Alexis break down Manchester United’s come from behind win that leaves Manchester City desperate for answers. Then, Christian and Alexis react to other news around Europe including Arsenals’ frustrating draw to Everton & Gio Reyna getting back on the scoresheet. Later, Christian and Alexis bring back Oh For Real!? to react to Saudi Arabia winning the 2034 World Cup bid.

Christian and Alexis react to Tim Weah and Weston McKennie starring in Juventus’ 2-0 win over Manchester City. Then, Christian and Alexis bring on Tifo’s JJ Bull, a comedy soccer content creator, to chat about the comedy world in soccer. Later, Christian and Alexis bring back Rápido Reactions and react to Saudi Arabia winning the World Cup bid, David Coote & more.

Christian and Alexis react to the LA Galaxy winning the MLS Cup Final. . Then, Christian and Alexis bring on Kely Nascimento, human rights activist & daughter of Pelé, to chat about her father and the work she’s doing in the soccer world. Later, Christian and Alexis break down the latest results in the premier league including Chelsea’s win against Tottenham.

Christian and Alexis Arsenal’s impressive 2-0 win over Manchester United. They also discuss West Ham’s manager situation after another loss. Then, Christian and Alexis bring on Amir Lowery, former MLS player and co-founder of the Open Goal Project to discuss his initiative and preview the MLS Cup Final. Later, Christian and Alexis look back at a great national team career for Alyssa Naeher after playing her last game for the USWNT.

Christian and Alexis break down Manchester City’s loss to Liverpool. They also react to Christian Pulisic’s continued hot streak and what it may means for the American’s future. Then, Christian and Alexis recap the MLS conference finals and look ahead to an exciting MLS Cup Final. Later, Christian and Alexis run back another rendition of Rápido Reactions.

Christian and Alexis react to the Orlando Pride capturing the NWSL Championship. Then, Christian and Alexis then chat with Minnesota Aurora co-founder, Andrea Yoch, who was also responsible for bringing Christian to TST. Later, Christian and Alexis react to an exciting weekend in the Premier League including Man City’s shocking loss to Tottenham.

Christian and Alexis discuss the USMNT’s impressive 4-2 win over Jamaica. Then, Mitja Ilenic joins to preview NYCFC’s Hudson River Derby playoff match against Red Bulls. Later, Christian and Alexis break down bring back another edition of Rápido Reactions.

Christian and Alexis discuss the USMNT’s gutsy 1-0 win over Jamaica. Then, Stefan Frei joins the show to chat MLS playoffs. Later, Christian and Alexis break down Marta’s wonder goal to sent the Orlando Pride to the NWSL Cup final.

Christian and Alexis welcome on Watford legend Troy Deeney to discuss all things soccer. Troy also reveals all the details of his messy coaching stint with Forest Green. Later, Christian and Alexis break down Troy’s iconic goal against Leicester City.

Christian and Alexis react to a busy weekend in the MLS playoffs including the shocking elimination of Inter Miami. Then, the guys recap last weekend’s Premier League results. Later, Christian and Alexis break down the viral video that has gotten Premier League referee David Coote suspended indefinitely.

Christian and Alexis react to Man City’s embarrassing Champions League loss. Then, the guys discuss chat with NYCFC defender Kevin O’Toole. Later, Christian and Alexis react to the firing of Philadelphia Union head coach Jim Curtin.

Christian and Alexis react to a wide open Premier League title race. Then, the guys discuss the MLS playoffs including a couple of big upsets. Later, Christian and Alexis break down Rachel Kundananji’s insane skills.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros recap the midweek MLS Cup Playoff matches, interview award-winning baker Bryan Ford, recap the most recent USWNT win, and more.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to the news that Manchester United sacked Erik ten Hag, review the MLS playoff matches from the weekend, and recap Barcelona's El Clásico victory.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros discuss all the action from the Champions League before welcoming Bradley Wright-Phillips to talk about the MLS playoffs, having Ian Wright as a father, and his infamous raps.

Christian and Alexis react to another Arsenal red card. Then, the guys chat with Eintracht Frankfurt CEO Axel Hellmann about how American fans can engage with German clubs. Later, Christian and Alexis debate whether Lionel Messi is deserving of MLS MVP.

Christian and Alexis react to the USMNT’s loss to Mexico. Then, the guys chat with LA Galaxy general manager Will Kuntz. Later, Christian and Alexis bring back rápido reactions.

Christian and Alexis react to the the USMNT’s newest head coach. They chat about what hiring Mauricio Pochettino means for the direction of the US soccer federation and what this hire brings to the table. Later, they both reveal what aspect of the hire they’re most excited about and why this is an encourage step for the USMNT.

Christian and David react to Jurgen Klopp joining Red Bull & the Chicago Fire hiring Gregg Berhalter. Then, the guys react to MLS 22 under 22. Later, Christian and David bring back Rápido Reactions.